MARCOS SECOND LIFE HUMOR
A Quick Note from Marco...
Hello Friend, THANK YOU for looking at my Second Life humor site!I'm just a crazy guy who loves to comment on "living in" these three nutty worlds: Second Life, Real Life, and "MY Life." Yes, I DO live in my own little world, and YOU are invited to join me!
Enjoy the articles!
--Marco :-)
ONLY in SL can we have THIS MUCH crazy fun!
...
Marcophoto Upshaw, SL avie
Mark Edward Lodge, USA, RL avie :-)
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Table of Topics for the Article Links (left side)...
Just a few article titles are listed here.
For the complete
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Newest Blog Postings New blog postings are listed here first, then placed in one of the topic categories below.
About Our Logo, THE FLYING VIBRATOR Where else but in Second Life, can you use a vibrator as your personal airplane! With several pictures, narration and chats with readers, Marco gives a hilarious explanation of how The Flying Vibrator became his official logo!
ONLY IN Second Life Coming Soon,Watch For It! Only in SL can you marry someone, have kids, THEN meet them later for the first time! Funny articles and pictures about crazy things you can do ONLY IN SECOND LIFE.
Questions... DEAR MR. MARCO In his funny "Dear Mr. Marco" series, Renowned Second-Life-Researcher and Answer-Man-Extraordinnaire Marcophoto Upshaw explains the Who, What, Why, When, Where and How of all your questions.
His replies will answer your most pressing SL questions, such as...
Q: "Dear Mr. Marco, where do Second Life Typos come from when we type our chats? Why do all cAPS POp up IN MY LETTERS BY THEmselves?"You can also use the comment form at the bottom to send Mr. Marco your pressing Second Life questions, AND ask him for advice on your SL Love Life; questions such as...
A: (From the Fairies fooling around on your keyboard, and the Fat Fairies sitting on your Caps Lock key of course!)
...and his answers are sure to astound and amaze you!
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, is it cheating if you use different alts to date different guys or gals?
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, my boyfriend wants to have sex with both me and my alt at the same time. Is this cheating? Is it even possible?
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, what is your definition of SL partnering?
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, I am getting married in sl soon, can you help me write some SL-appropriate wedding vows?
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, can people partner with their own alts?
Why would they?
- Q: Dear Mr. Marco, what is "yiffing"? and, would you do it to me?
Second Life ADDICTION
Are YOU suffering the heartbreak of "butt-stuck-itis?" Does your boss want you to come in to work today or be fired and you are soooo tired of his lack of priorities in life? Are YOUR cats and dogs constantly mewling at your feet to be fed? Are your kids mewling with them? These funny articles will help you find out if you have a Second Life Addiction.
Second Life ANIMATIONS Do you become frustrated trying to line up your avie's lips to kiss your bf or gf?, or to use other Second Life Animations and poseballs? Then you will love these funny articles and pictures; articles like... "Hugging and Kissing in Second Life... Baby? Maybe!"
Second Life APPEARANCES Nubes, pubes, photorealistic skins, peener pride, bouncing bewbies and more! Crazy pictures and funny articles about the Second Life Appearance of our avatars.
Second Life BDSM "Whack me Mistress, I've been a baaaaaaad boy!" With crazy pictures and funny articles, Marco comments on Second Life BDSM, Masters/Mistresses, "training" Slaves/Submissives and more.
Second Life CHAT Various funny Second Life Chats from Marco or his readers, including his conversation with a Nut Job who claimed that "the butt hairs of his momma dog could cure anything!"
Second Life CHILD "Having BABIES in SL? Are you NUTS? No way Jose, I'll nevah do THAT!" Funny articles and pictures about having a Second Life Child or Baby.
Second Life DEMO "Wrong Chat Windows or Insert Foot Here!" and "PICKaTITLE! #1 --Now THAT'S a Threesome!" and similar articles with nutty pictures and commentary give a good Second Life Demo of the crazy side of "living" in SL.
Second Life FASHION This link includes outrageous pictures of gravity-defying "upside down bras" and "falling-down" slacks and "just-say-no-to-crack" pants, plus other articles pointing out the crazy side of Second Life Fashion. Marco also parodies the SL beauty contests in his very funny article "Beautifying Second Life One Limb At A Time."
[Second Life FUNNY SIGNS] Coming Soon, Watch For It! Second Life Game "Is this Second Life Game REALLY " just a game?" These funny articles and pictures will help you decide.
Second Life GOR "BRANDING and owning a woman? Are you INSANE?" Marco brings you four freaky fotos of a woman branded like a head of cattle, in Second Life Gor.
Second Life GRID Marco's funny editorials about various aspects of the Second Life Grid, including tp problems, "CRASH-I-Hate-the-Sound-of-That-Word!" and more.
Second Life GROUPS Marco's funny comments about various weird, strange and humorous Second Life Groups including, "Let's Get Some Shoes Betch,"... "Second Life Crazies Anonymous," ... "The High Holy Church of Cheese," and many more... over 100 weird groups listed!!
Second Life JOBS Weird, crazy, articles about the funny stuff that happens to people working in various Second Life Jobs, including, "Security Work in Second Life--Gestapo Insecurities."
Second Life LINDEN LABS Outrageous parodies and sendups describing the frustrations many SL residents feel about Second Life Linden Labs, including, "How 12 million equals 2 million OR Shocking Second Life Alternatives," ... "Marcophoto Faints While Canceling His Second Life Account," ... and "The Lindens Poop in Our Living Room... Again. "
Second Life MONEY We have all seen those crazy ads in the backs of magazines... "Make easy money at home stuffing envelopes!!" And if you believe THAT ONE, then read on to learn how "you can make wads of Second Life Money" by opening a club! Titles include... "Fishing for Lindens or Club Me On the Head!" ... "Making Money in Second Life. If This is the Tip What's the Point?" and more.
Second Life NAMES Very funny compilations, pictures and comments from Marco about some of the funniest, wierdest, Second Life Names. Compilation titles include ... "Funny Second Life Names #1-- Marcophoto Upshaw... Digg Graves..." ... "Funny Second Life Names #2---CanYouHearMe Snoring... Poopie Prunes..." ... "Funny Second Life Names #3--for St. Pat's Day--- Green Shamrock--- Vomit Food--- " and More!
Second Life PRANKS Coming Soon, Watch For It!
Second Life PRODUCTS Coming Soon, Watch For It! Store and product reviews by Marco and his cast of crazy friends... Uncle Fester, Morticia Addams, Pumpkin Jack, Sally the Corpse Bride, and more!
Second life PROFILES Funny, Frisky or Frightening compilations of Marco's favorite Second Life Profiles; with his outrageous comments. Some of Marco's very funny titles include...
"#3... Second Life Profiles Picture of One of Pammy Odriscoll's Real Life Tits!" You won't believe your eyes! Check out the brass on this gal. Why is she showing this to us? What is she THINKING? (HINT: Very funny picture!) ... and you won't want to miss THIS one...
"#4... Qween Rayna Shows Marcophoto Upshaw Her Cute, Hairy Ass!" (HINT: You won't want to miss this ass-inine photo!) And most of all, be SURE TO SEE...
"How to Read a Man's Second Life Profile!"
These and many more profiles will keep you laughing out loud!
Second Life ROMANCE Really funny stuff about various aspects of Second Life Romance, including flirting, dating, outrageous pickup lines, dealing with jerks and more!
Some of Marco's funniest titles include, "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover in Second Life," ... "How To Flirt in Second Life: First Base Flirting, and SL's Top Sport," ... "How NOT to Flirt in Second Life plus A Flirting Disaster in 2 Acts," ... "Marco's Finest Flirtations in Second Life,"
...and for something REALLY funny, be sure to read, "Standard Flirtation Questions #1, Where are you from?," ... and "Standard Flirtation Questions #2, How OLD are you?"
These great articles and more will get you laughing every time you see the inept flirting techniques of the jerks in Sl!
Second Life SEX Very funny stuff about various aspects of our avatars having Second Life Sex.
Second Life SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY "Why do men POOF in SL?" and "Where do they go AFTER they POOF?" In these articles and more Marco examines the funny rules and mores of Second Life Social Psychology that determine the various ways residents interact.
--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)
Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA, RL Avie :-)
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Ada Habana
"Wow you're crazy... funny crazy"
Alissa Belfire
"Marco...I love it, keep up the good work... cheers my mornings up, ty"
beaj Weatherwax
"Well I must say, THIS is very different!"
Candace Theas
"Oh lordy... I almost spewed coffee all over my keyboard while reading "Addicted to SL, LOL!"
Charming Wise
"I read the profiles section this morning... Hilarious! You are so funny!"
Debra Tone
Comments on: "Whack Me Mistress, I've Been A Baaaaaaad Boy!" "IMAO oh holy hell, so damn funny... Imao, what a rotten ass you were!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"OMG! Loved the blog, haven't laughed so hard in a while, and actually had tears coming out of my eyes! Always a pleasure!! :)
Enticing Destiny
"Lol, just read it. Looool"
Evelyn Zehetbauer
"Loved the latest blog, Marco, lol. You always make me chuckle of a morning..."
Gala Mandel
"Hello Marco... a friend introduced me to your blog... quite funny... very entertaining, your blogs made me laugh... very good... damn!"
Haven Robbiani
"I really enjoy them and have actually been in-world just long enough to have experienced some of what you write about."
Honni Clip
"Whatever happens, at least one avatar here loves your blog... lol" :)
JadeHazel Constantine
"Loved today's blog, Marco... ppl calling SL "just a game" is one of my biggest pet peeves... Now, I will have your story to pass to the sh**s who do it... Once again, great blog, u had my LOL... ROFLMAO!!! luv yaz!"
JENIKA Jaxxon
"Hi Marco, loved ur blog, Lmao"
Jezebelle Bimbogami
"This blog today was great... thanks... I had a good laugh!"
Joy Janick
"Lmao I swear some of your comments make me laugh so damn hard. Idk where you come up with em but they are too damn funny... great job, keep it up!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"LOVED IT!"
Schaela Sciarri
"I love the blog. Has me LOLing nearly every day!" :)
Sipo Soke
"Hi there, I just joined ur blog and wanted to say thank you. It gives me lots to smile about in the world that is sl :) "
Tichuu Hoobinoo
"Hehehe... i love your lil posts... it gives me a smile every morning in this ever-glooming world of despair... keep writing and keep making the morning great for ppl like me when they wake up! :) "
UREWSHMYCMD Dagger
OH dear God!!!!!!!! I'm in delirious laugh here about being addicted to SL!!! but..god, SO TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST OF UR WROTE SO FAR HUN!!!!!!!!! For making my morning so good, i'm sending u a 100 kisses! :))) "
RohanaRaven Zerbino
"Just reading your blog... first thing I do whenever I log on... lol! I really enjoy your writing skills... I am really picky about writing... and u really have a skill... not sh****g you..."
VaVaVaaaa Voom
"Just finished reading your blog... about the profiles... much enjoyed it... I'm a profile reader myself :p "
Venus Jenkins
Comments Following: The Depends/Pampers blog..."Lmao holy sh**, where do you come up with this stuff? rofl too damn funny that was... lmao!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"Hiya Marco =D I just read another blog from you today and just wanted to be sure to let you that ...You are witty, I really enjoy reading it =D"
Kelly Meijer
Hi Marco =) I just wanted to comment... I must say, you really have a way of capturing the moment. =)
Koral Morgan
"LOL... Marco, I love your blog, thanks for the laughs!!! xoxoxo"
Laila Laperriere
Hiya... enjoy ur blog, I am a subscriber. Especially today... enjoy your blog every day... always LOL"
Leondra Larsson
"OMG the Flying Dildo... i was rolling... and i know you're secretly enjoying feeling a giant silver bullet between your thighs... inspired, really, that was ...and, a bit frightening... *grins*"
Mabs Nightfire
"I really enjoyed the one about age--Standard Flirting Question #2, How OLD are you? lmao!"
Madonna Bechir
"Marco, you do have a great sense of humor... hehehe, you are the top humorist in all of SL hehehe... you have helped make me laugh when i needed it. Sooooo I thank you... and i like your stories, lol, you are goooood, ;) "
Maegan Allen
"You have a wonderful sense of humour: Do you come up with these every day? I'm hooked-- hilarious!"
Melina Horten
"Hey Marco... love the blog... keeps me laughing!"
Mika Nieuport
"Lmao rofl i don't know if i'm gonna make it through this flying vibrator, lol... Lmao that was funny as hell and the pics were a great added touch, rofl!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"Hey Marco! I've been meaning to drop you a line to tell you how much I enjoy your daily blog! I look forward to reading it first thing every morning!"
Narcissa Darkstone
"Thanks for your nice blog, it's different and funny, and I don't usually even DO blogs!"
nicci Bingyi
"marco, i really enjoyed the 'R u addicted to sl?' It was very good. Well done! :=) "
Pauline Fizzle
"...gets my day going with a smile... read it before i go to work... it gives me a great start to my day... i like to read it while drinking my coffee in the morning..."
Pugbug Bing
"I liked your blog 2day, it was really interesting and very true. By the way, you write very well, maybe u should think about becoming a writer or work for a newspaper, etc. i think u have what it takes, i really like your writing... the whole Elvis thing was funny! I like reading your stuff."
Rena Kelberwitz
"Write the Part 2 about flirting as soon as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having the great time reading this LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't dissapoint me lol!! I expect part 2 VERY soon :))) "
RohanaRaven Zerbino
"...just fun to read..."
Sabriela Rokocoko
"i might sound like a total dweep now, but... i needed a blog like that. been sick for a while and your blog made me laugh for the first time in weeks. :-) "
Sandra Dudek
Caemlyn Witherspoon
"LMAO holy sh** where do you come up with this stuff?"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"Every time I log in I see a new funny story... I have fun reading them... they're sooo funny... I have passed along some of your storys and people tell me 'That is some funny sh**!'"
Ada Habana
"Wow you're crazy... funny crazy"
Alissa Belfire
"Marco...I love it, keep up the good work... cheers my mornings up, ty"
beaj Weatherwax
"Well I must say, THIS is very different!"
Candace Theas
"Oh lordy... I almost spewed coffee all over my keyboard while reading "Addicted to SL, LOL!"
Charming Wise
"I read the profiles section this morning... Hilarious! You are so funny!"
Debra Tone
Comments on: "Whack Me Mistress, I've Been A Baaaaaaad Boy!" "IMAO oh holy hell, so damn funny... Imao, what a rotten ass you were!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"OMG! Loved the blog, haven't laughed so hard in a while, and actually had tears coming out of my eyes! Always a pleasure!! :)
Enticing Destiny
"Lol, just read it. Looool"
Evelyn Zehetbauer
"Loved the latest blog, Marco, lol. You always make me chuckle of a morning..."
Gala Mandel
"Hello Marco... a friend introduced me to your blog... quite funny... very entertaining, your blogs made me laugh... very good... damn!"
Haven Robbiani
"I really enjoy them and have actually been in-world just long enough to have experienced some of what you write about."
Honni Clip
"Whatever happens, at least one avatar here loves your blog... lol" :)
JadeHazel Constantine
"Loved today's blog, Marco... ppl calling SL "just a game" is one of my biggest pet peeves... Now, I will have your story to pass to the sh**s who do it... Once again, great blog, u had my LOL... ROFLMAO!!! luv yaz!"
JENIKA Jaxxon
"Hi Marco, loved ur blog, Lmao"
Jezebelle Bimbogami
"This blog today was great... thanks... I had a good laugh!"
Joy Janick
"Lmao I swear some of your comments make me laugh so damn hard. Idk where you come up with em but they are too damn funny... great job, keep it up!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"LOVED IT!"
Schaela Sciarri
"I love the blog. Has me LOLing nearly every day!" :)
Sipo Soke
"Hi there, I just joined ur blog and wanted to say thank you. It gives me lots to smile about in the world that is sl :) "
Tichuu Hoobinoo
"Hehehe... i love your lil posts... it gives me a smile every morning in this ever-glooming world of despair... keep writing and keep making the morning great for ppl like me when they wake up! :) "
UREWSHMYCMD Dagger
OH dear God!!!!!!!! I'm in delirious laugh here about being addicted to SL!!! but..god, SO TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST OF UR WROTE SO FAR HUN!!!!!!!!! For making my morning so good, i'm sending u a 100 kisses! :))) "
RohanaRaven Zerbino
"Just reading your blog... first thing I do whenever I log on... lol! I really enjoy your writing skills... I am really picky about writing... and u really have a skill... not sh****g you..."
VaVaVaaaa Voom
"Just finished reading your blog... about the profiles... much enjoyed it... I'm a profile reader myself :p "
Venus Jenkins
Comments Following: The Depends/Pampers blog..."Lmao holy sh**, where do you come up with this stuff? rofl too damn funny that was... lmao!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"Hiya Marco =D I just read another blog from you today and just wanted to be sure to let you that ...You are witty, I really enjoy reading it =D"
Kelly Meijer
Hi Marco =) I just wanted to comment... I must say, you really have a way of capturing the moment. =)
Koral Morgan
"LOL... Marco, I love your blog, thanks for the laughs!!! xoxoxo"
Laila Laperriere
Hiya... enjoy ur blog, I am a subscriber. Especially today... enjoy your blog every day... always LOL"
Leondra Larsson
"OMG the Flying Dildo... i was rolling... and i know you're secretly enjoying feeling a giant silver bullet between your thighs... inspired, really, that was ...and, a bit frightening... *grins*"
Mabs Nightfire
"I really enjoyed the one about age--Standard Flirting Question #2, How OLD are you? lmao!"
Madonna Bechir
"Marco, you do have a great sense of humor... hehehe, you are the top humorist in all of SL hehehe... you have helped make me laugh when i needed it. Sooooo I thank you... and i like your stories, lol, you are goooood, ;) "
Maegan Allen
"You have a wonderful sense of humour: Do you come up with these every day? I'm hooked-- hilarious!"
Melina Horten
"Hey Marco... love the blog... keeps me laughing!"
Mika Nieuport
"Lmao rofl i don't know if i'm gonna make it through this flying vibrator, lol... Lmao that was funny as hell and the pics were a great added touch, rofl!"
MysticSilk Tigerpaw
"Hey Marco! I've been meaning to drop you a line to tell you how much I enjoy your daily blog! I look forward to reading it first thing every morning!"
Narcissa Darkstone
"Thanks for your nice blog, it's different and funny, and I don't usually even DO blogs!"
nicci Bingyi
"marco, i really enjoyed the 'R u addicted to sl?' It was very good. Well done! :=) "
Pauline Fizzle
"...gets my day going with a smile... read it before i go to work... it gives me a great start to my day... i like to read it while drinking my coffee in the morning..."
Pugbug Bing
"I liked your blog 2day, it was really interesting and very true. By the way, you write very well, maybe u should think about becoming a writer or work for a newspaper, etc. i think u have what it takes, i really like your writing... the whole Elvis thing was funny! I like reading your stuff."
Rena Kelberwitz
"Write the Part 2 about flirting as soon as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm having the great time reading this LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't dissapoint me lol!! I expect part 2 VERY soon :))) "
RohanaRaven Zerbino
"...just fun to read..."
Sabriela Rokocoko
"i might sound like a total dweep now, but... i needed a blog like that. been sick for a while and your blog made me laugh for the first time in weeks. :-) "
Sandra Dudek