It all started when I did my first wacky product review of the Flying Vibrator. Yes, that is right. Only
in Second Life will you find a Vibrating Dildo to use as your personal airplane.
Of course many ladies say they
have been using this product to take them to their "happy place" for many years. There's nothing like a pleasant
drive through the countryside on a warm sunny day, and apparently there is nothing finer than going to your "happy
place" on a warm afternoon on your own personal Flying Vibrator.
Like most wild, weird and wonderful things in
Second Life I found my Flying Vibrator in a box of 55 free Vehicles at a Freebies Store. Contrary to popular opinion,
not EVERYTHING in a freebies store is junk! Where else could I find this vintage classic, lovingly hand crafted by
some lonely craftsman out in his garage...banging out the sheet metal chassis, installing the frame, adding the motor
and electronics.
After lugging the object in question home in my inventory
I went up to my roof to rezz it.
I had no idea what to expect, but some inner hunch told me this was NOT going to be a hand-operated buzz-bomber like
the toy aircraft we fiddled with as kids, i.e. not a toy airplane with a small one-piston engine that rarely flew and
often crashed. Noooo I sensed this was a BIG DEAL. And I was right....when rezzed on top of the flat roof of my condo
it proved to be approximately 10 feet long....it looked like a torpedo from a submarine....and I suppose that is an
accurate description because many say this device is made for deep-sea diving.
Next I "Sat" on it...
Yes girls and
boys that is correct, I sat on the vibrator, and was THAT a sight to see. LOL . But something didn't work out right
with this first approach. Surely this can't be right I thought. Are we having fun yet?
Ahhhhhh, now I have it right...
AND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!
Ladies and Gentleman we have a successful liftoff of the newest American Space Shuttle, the
Marcobrator!
WoooooooHoooooooo!!!!!!
Go get 'em Cowboy! Yeeeehaaaaah!
It looks like Marco is riding an Inter-Continental Ballistic
Missile! Why the big smile on his face? Well YOU would be wearing a big smile TOO if you had this 10 Megaton weapon
strapped between YOUR legs, taking you to YOUR "Happy Place!"
Having reached "cruising altitude" in the Second Life Stratosphere... and my out-sized "Pocket Rocket" smoothly doing
it's job, It was now time to "Get up and walk around the cabin". I took a few minutes to chat with some friends in my
Group Chat about this latest development:
[16:32] Marco: You will never believe what I am working on right now, as we chat....
I am taking pictures of me, riding
a Flying Vibrator...as in a flying dildo.
[16:33] RT: im trying really hard not to picture that.
[16:33] Marco: hahaha
[16:33] RT: im going to my happy place now.
[16:34] Marco: Yes, it is quite interesting....you strap this 10 megaton weapon between your legs and it takes you
off to YOUR happy place.
[16:35] AlAb: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hhuuuuuuuuuuuu-----------------mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hhhh--iiii
[16:35] RT: have u actually asked a real woman what we really use?
[16:35] KM: well whatevers closest normally
[16:36] RT: im not tellin....zips up her lip
[16:36] Marco: this is just for fun...I found it in a box of free vehicles...and thought I would give it a try.
[16:37] Marco: Actually RT I am very familiar with what y'all use.
[16:37] Marco: ve have our vays of vinding out.
[16:37] RT: u dont know this one thing that i know
[16:38] Marco: you might be surprised but ok....im me and tell me.
[16:38] RT: dying to know arent you?
[16:38] KM: he can put it in his blog
[16:39] Marco: yep...tell me!
RT and I "take a little break" together.
[16:46] RT: ok guys we're back now
[16:47] Marco: yes.... wow...thanks honey, I needed that. ;)
[16:47] RT: you're welcome babe you might need to floss
[16:48] Marco: lol
Contrary to what it sounds like, we "broke" so she could tell me in private what "real women" use...
[16:39] RT: if i tell you u must promise never to say who told u or i will kill u
[16:40] Marco: ok deal.
[16:40] Marco: how do I spell your name?
[16:40] Marco: I always change the names anyway.
[16:41] RT: u know those disposable toothbrushes.....they get more than your teeth clean.. use the soft bristles
though not the hard ones.
[16:41] Marco: .HAHAHAHA, good idea!
[16:41] RT: u better not tell
[16:41] Marco: it's a deal.
[16:42] RT: see i knew u didnt know
[16:42] Marco: shoot...that will teach a guy for swiping his gal-pal's toothbrush!
[16:42] RT: hahahahaha, mmmm minty!
[16:43] Marco: oooo haha
[16:44] RT: actually i have this peppermint oil shower gel thats nice too....
[16:48] RT: just dont use the toothbrush!
[16:48] Marco: haha, you're the best, RT!
Credits: The Flying Vibrator was created by
Judy Brodie on Friday May 7, 2004.
--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)
Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA, RL Avie :-)
marco_photo@yahoo.com
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