About Our Logo:The Flying Vibrator
About Our Logo: The funny story of how a flying vibrator became the logo for Marcos Second Life Humor. It all started when I did my first wacky product review of the Flying Vibrator. Yes, that is right. Only in Second Life will you find a Vibrating Dildo to use as your personal vehicle. Of course many ladies say they have been using this product to take them to their "happy place" for many years. There's nothing like a pleasant drive through the countryside on a warm sunny day, and apparently there is nothing finer than going to your "happy place" on a warm afternoon on your own personal Flying Vibrator. Like most wild, weird and wonderful things in Second Life I found my Flying Vibrator in a box of 55 free Vehicles at a Freebies Store. Contrary to popular opinion, not EVERYTHING in a freebies store is junk! Where else could I find this vintage classic, lovingly hand crafted by some lonely craftsman out in his garage...banging out the sheet metal chassis, installing the frame, adding the motor and electronics. After lugging the object in question home in my inventory I went up to my roof to rezz it.
Next I "Sat" on it.....yes girls and boys that is correct I sat on the Vibrator, and was THAT a sight to see. LOL . But something didn't work out right with this first approach.
Ahhhhhh, now I have it right.
It looks like Marco is riding an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile! Why the big smile on his face? Well YOU would be wearing a big smile TOO if you had this 10 Megaton weapon strapped between YOUR legs, taking you to YOUR "Happy Place!"
[16:33] Marco: that will be for Tuesday's blog. [16:33] RT: im trying really hard not to picuture that. [16:33] Marco: hahaha [16:33] RT: im going to my happy place now. [16:34] Marco: Yes, it is quite interesting....you strap this 10 megaton weapon between your legs and it takes you off to YOUR happy place. [16:35] AlAb: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu-----------------mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hhhh--iiii [16:35] RT: have u actually asked a real woman what we really use?[16:35] KM: well whatevers closest normally[16:36] RT: im not tellin....zips up her lip[16:36] Marco: this is just for fun...I found it in a box of free vehicles...and thought I would give it a try.[16:37] Marco: Actually RT I am very familiar with what y'all use.[16:37] Marco: ;)[16:37] Marco: ve have our vays[16:37] Marco: of vinding out.[16:37] RT: u dont know this one thing that i know[16:38] Marco: you might be surprised but ok....im me and tell me.[16:38] RT: dying to know arent you?[16:38] KM: he can put it in his blog[16:39] Marco: yep...tell me! RT and I "take a little break" together. [16:46] RT: ok guys we're back now[16:47] Marco: yes.... wow...thanks honey, I needed that. ;)[16:47] RT: you're welcome babe you might need to floss[16:48] Marco: lol Contrary to what it sounds like, we "broke" so she could tell me in private what "real women" use: [16:39] RT: if i tell you u must promise never to say who told u or i will kill u[16:40] Marco: ok deal.[16:40] Marco: how do I spell your name?[16:40] Marco: I always change the names anyway.[16:41] RT: u know those disposable toothbrushes.....they get more than your teeth clean..soft bristles though not hard[16:41] Marco: .HAHAHAHA[16:41] Marco: good idea![16:41] RT: u better not tell[16:41] Marco: it is a deal.[16:42] RT: see i knew u didnt know[16:42] Marco: shoot...that will teach a guy for swiping his gal-pals toothbrush![16:42] RT: hahahahaha[16:43] RT: mmmm minty![16:43] Marco: oooo[16:43] Marco: .haha[16:44] RT: actually i have this peppermint oil shower gel thats nice too....[16:48] RT: just dont use the toothbrush![16:48] Marco: haha[16:48] Marco: you're the best...this will round out my article very nicely.[16:49] RT: im here to teach grasshopper i know my stuff In this last picture, I have reached that happy state of Nirvanah....my own personal "Happy Place"...that warm and fuzzy, "tingly-all-over" place you go to when YOU use this magnifico Second Life ® Flying Vibrator!
by Marcophoto Upshaw (AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA) Credits: The Flying Vibrator was created by Judy Brodie on Friday May 7, 2004. Click Here for Info On How To Advertise Your Second Life Business On Marco's Site FREE! What is YOUR opinion or comment--or similar experience? Please tell us!
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