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Funny Convo with a Hottie
about a Sexy Profile-Story

In this funny convo, SexyLady chats with Marcophoto Upshaw of Second Life about a humorous profile-review he wrote.

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SexyLady: Enjoyed your blog about the Hot Mamas of Second Life!
Marco: smiles! sureee.

"When my magazine first started in Second Life, I hired secret agents to scour the land, to find all the hottest ladies. These elite few I invited to join my group. ONLY hot ladies were allowed in. This policy is maintained to this very day. So if YOU are female, and you read my humor site, then OBVIOUSLY you must be a Hot Mama!" --Marco

http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Profiles-of-2010-No-7--Mysty-Criss-Nastia-Xue-and-Marcophoto-Spoil-Your-Fantasy.html


SexyLady: : )
SexyLady: you are correct you know.
SexyLady: smiles
Marco: correct?
SexyLady: i happen to be a very sexy hot lady
SexyLady: : )

"I know you are really two very-hot mamas. I KNOW this 'cause I ONLY let HAWT Second Life mama's onto my subscription list." --Marco

Marco: but of course!
SexyLady: I just hate people who are superficial
SexyLady: : )
SexyLady: That's why I loved that 1st Life profile pic of the obese lady! : )

Marco: yes, I understand completely. We have to disguise our hotness from the "sexo? sexo?" noobs
SexyLady: lol, no...from everyone : )
Marco: lol
SexyLady: grins
Marco: now you have me wondering, how hawt ARE you?
SexyLady: smiles
SexyLady: enough....
SexyLady: : )

Marco: can you see that I am obviously fishing for an rl pic?
SexyLady: lol
SexyLady: coughs, coughs...umm well
Marco: showsya mine if you showsya yuurs
Marco: I won't send a c**k picture, I promise.

SexyLady: unlesss you're planning on coming to my city, and proposing marriage....why is a rl pic relevant?
Marco: marriage? : ) are you available? lol, but I'd have to kiss my way up your loooong legs first. smiles.
SexyLady: lol
SexyLady: sighs
SexyLady: i have references
SexyLady: : )
Marco: hahaha. ooooooo! send your references lol, too funny!
SexyLady: lmao

Marco: we'd do great together, as long as you don't mind changing my Depends... and mixing my gallon of Metamucil every night.

"Besides, I really AM a wrinkly, 108 year-old withered raisin, and count on my sweet, young, shapely nurse to steady me while I stand in my walker, helping me to "shake it" to the hot tunes of Lawrence Welk... shake my Depends-wrapped booty that is!" --Marco

Marco: ;)
SexyLady: ohhh shooootttt!!!!
SexyLady: just got rid of one of those
SexyLady: sorry hun
SexyLady: smiles

Marco: you shot him? looool
SexyLady: shhhhh
SexyLady: lol
Marco: haha.
Marco: did his kids contest you for his billions?
SexyLady: lol
SexyLady: what billions?
SexyLady: damnn
SexyLady: how in the hell did he hide them?
SexyLady: hmmm

Marco: so what if you are 21 and he is 108 with age spots and gnarly toenails? What is age where the heart is concerned? Age is just a number, right? Of course, so are speed limits, but no one wants to go 170.
SexyLady: lol

SexyLady: well hun that's what old people say..."age is just a number" !!
SexyLady: smiles...
Marco: HAHAHA, so true!

SexyLady: just like..."its not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean." Something guys with small c***s say
Marco: yeah, but ya know, it is the small rudder that steers the entire ship!

SexyLady: ohh and my fav... "beauty is only skin deep"...something ugly people say...
Marco: SexyLady, I feel a blog coming on. "All names changed to protect the guilty."

SexyLady: hmmmm..i hate it when i am the butt of someone's jokes
SexyLady: lmao
Marco: then again, if you have a NICE butt, it gets patted.
SexyLady: mmm, happens frequently : )

Marco: well, if it your butt looks like your profile pic (front) then that does not surprise me at all. : )
SexyLady: smiles..... been told it's quite hot
SexyLady: : )

Marco: I did a profile the other day about a hot ass ... did you see that one?
SexyLady: no
Marco: hold on... finds it

http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Profiles--Qween-Rayna-Shows-Marcophoto-Upshaw-Her-Cute-Hairy-Ass.html

SexyLady: awww damnnn...looks like mine
Marco: hahahaha
SexyLady: smiles

--Marco
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