In her funny Second Life Profile, Wynter Tiger shows us how to unlock the hidden meaning of a Man's SL profile! She then lists 18 hilarious rules that men can use to understand their SL women!

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Wynter Tiger's Picks

Well hung = beer gut, "I can't see Willy without a mirror."
Athletic = sweats a lot
5' 10" = deduct 4 from anything a man says (girls you know this right?)
Family Oriented = "I still live with my Mother."
Devoted = stalker
Resourceful = broke
Sensitive = severe allergies
Fun = mental age and vocabulary of a 12 year old
Not looking for Sex = "I AM looking but I just hope you won't see me coming with my reverse psychology."
Loves dogs = has fleas.
Loves cats = has intimacy issues.
Relaxed = slob
Cuddly = fat
Determined = arrogant prick
Rugged = unshaven slob
No Drama! = "I start plenty on my own anyways."
Hey I'm just me! or I'm just saying! (or any variation of this) = "I don't really know what I'm talking about, but I'm being assertive anyway."
Love to e** p***y = "I can't maintain an erection because I pop my rocks in less then 30 seconds."
Dominant = self esteem issues, "Don't judge me

MORE Info that everyone asks, and I'm sick of repeating.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough not worry too much.
I'm Neko sometimes, human other times, and cute all the time.
I prefer men, that being said, If I really like you, I couldn't care less what you appear to be.

Nude sunbathing is fun. Perving guys since 05. ^

18 rules that men can use to "figure out" their Women in SL!

More rules

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
*****7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
*****9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

More rules again!

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
*****12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The male who doesn't abide by the rules: can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the female has PMS all the rules are null and void.
17. The female is ready when she is ready.
18. The male must be ready at all times.

More thoughts, more random than usual... yay

Please for the love of all that is holy... Dont use U, or R as words. Please, please.. please...
[Marco's note: Only FEMALES are allowed to do that.]

This was on a Tee Shirt, and amused me to no end...
"I love that thing your boyfriend does with his tongue."

I love Henna, its so beautiful, spiritual, and just downright nifty.

Tatts are neat too, so are piercings and such.
However, I'm a wimp.

I used to play WoW alot..
it's the very deffinition of " Time Sink" however.

Also, I hang out at nude beaches. Why? Cos' I wouldnt dare do it in RL. lol?

This was funny too-
"A quick shag that leads to a friendship, isnt a quick shag. Its a first impression."

Things people say that I steal, cos it's truth.

It's really not my fault if you make a bad first impression. - Paisley Ferdinand.

Sex is like playing cards... If you dont have a good partner, then you need a good hand! In SL, you need both.

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--Marco
"ONLY in Second Life can we have this much crazy fun!"

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--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)

Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA, RL Avie :-)
marco_photo@yahoo.com

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Wow, you gotta read the crazy, funny stuff this guy writes! Read all about it today in Marco's Second Life Humor site at: http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/

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