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Second Life Chats
Marco Has a Crazy Convo
With a Nut Job in Second Life!
Mr. "Nut Job" takes Marcophoto Upshaw to task for revealing NJ's claim that "the butt hair of his momma dog will cure anything!"
Some time ago a friend of mine named
"Good Gurrrl" sent me a crazy convo with
"Nut Job"
(All Names Changed to Protect the Guilty.)
Nut Job: you sell girls clothing right
Good Gurrrl: ummmm Nope
Nut Job: what do you sell?
Good Gurrrl: Hair
Nut Job: cool
"Nut Job: my dog is a momma dog and i always
tell everyone her butt hair cures anything
because she is a razzel dazzle and no one
is more beautiful then the momma dog."
Good Gurrrl: lol Okie doke :)
Nut Job: its true
if you seen my momma dog
you'd understand why
Good Gurrrl: Ahhhh Okay
Marco... At this point I could not resist...
I talked to "Nut Job" myself...
OH
MY
GOD!
What a conversation THAT turned out to be. Talk about being crackers! Be sure to read all the way to the bottom for the punchline!
"Marco: Hi NJ... I hear that you have a momma dog with fantastic butt hair. Is it true that her butt hair will cure anything? I have this terrible cold... If I sniff her butt hair, will it cure my cold?"
Nut Job: ohh yes, lol
Marco: can you cut it and send a patch of her butt hair to me... or do I have to hold her butt up to my nose for a good sniff?
Nut Job: yeah a good sniff, lol
Nut Job: who told you this conversation about my momma dog?
Marco: a little birdy. :-)
Nut Job: i talked to her, i know who she is, i wanna see if your honest enough to tell who she is
Marco: I won't lie... I promise. and my answer is...
Marco: I never reveal my sources!
Marco: "coming to a humor blog near you!" (see my web listing)
Marco: however...
Marco: "all names changed to protect the guilty."
Nut Job: cool, you can take it down or i can just file a linden lab report for violation of tos
Nut Job: and deformation of a avatar
Marco: I never mention names.
Nut Job: soo if you have any respect for me, you'll take the stuff down
Marco: It is not up... yet. but...
Nut Job: well if you have respect for me, youll keep it off
"Marco: it is merely a quote... nothing made up...
and your name is not mentioned."
Nut Job: doesint matter
Nut Job: it is a private im
Nut Job: that conversation was in
Nut Job: i know who told you
Nut Job: and my privacy is violated
Nut Job: already
Nut Job: you do that
Nut Job: it will further violate it
Nut Job: wich is a tos violation
Marco: hmmm... ooooK, interesting.
Nut Job: soo im asking nicely as a adult
Nut Job: do not go further with it
Marco: is this what they call detente?
Nut Job: pardon me ?
Marco: google the word detente
Nut Job: im kinda doing paper work
"Marco: well, if you are behind in your work...
I recommend sniffing "a little hair of the dog."
Nut Job: why did you im me anyhow
Nut Job: just herass me verbaly
Nut Job: is that it
Marco: no no. just wanted to share a laugh with you.
Nut Job: i dont find it funny that other people i chat with think it is funny to violate my privacy
"Marco: you must admit, it is not every
day that someone tells you that the butt hair
of their momma dog will "cure everything."
Nut Job: it is a figure of speech
Nut Job: a joke
Marco: really? I've never heard that one.
Nut Job: i know you havent
Nut Job: because it is mine
Nut Job:
thats why
Nut Job: i say what comes to my mind
Marco: ahhhh ok. a figure of speech that only you know. ok. gotcha. take care NJ... I don't want to disrupt your work.
have a nice day!
Nut Job: your not
Nut Job: you publish my private conversation
Nut Job: in anyway or form
Nut Job: i will report you
Marco: ok fella!
Nut Job: and if nothing is done i will take it a step further
Nut Job: to legal
Marco: oooook
"Marco: and you would tell the whole world...
including the courts... that the butt hair
of your momma dog will cure anything?'
Nut Job: no i will have you prosacuted for violating my privacy rights
Nut Job: the full exstent of the law
Marco: but how would anyone know that YOU said it... unless you "step up to the plate" and CLAIM to be the quotee? Because I would never publish your name. An anonymous quote, without attibution, does not defame or mock anyone. You would have no merit with the courts... or lindens... unless you CLAIMED to be the quotee,... and could prove it.
Nut Job: doesint matter if you do it
Nut Job: i will report you
Nut Job: and her
Nut Job: for violating my privacy
Nut Job: to linden labs
Nut Job: as well as legal
Nut Job: soo im asking nicely
Nut Job: be an adult
Nut Job: and drop it
Marco: who is "her?"
Nut Job: i know who told you
Marco: who?
Nut Job: it was a im conversation
Nut Job: i have it all loged
Nut Job: now
Nut Job: for lindens
Nut Job: soo if you do it
Marco: "i wanna see if your honest enough
to tell who she is"
Nut Job: do not use my statements back at me!
Marco: whose statement?
Nut Job: do not talk to me like an idiot
Nut Job: either
Nut Job: i dont find it amuseing
Nut Job: i feel verbaly abused
Marco: anyway... I will let you get back to your paperwork. c'ya
Nut Job: and i feel herased already
Marco: sorry. I am closing this convo now.
Nut Job: i am reporting you to linden labs
Nut Job: for herasment
Marco: ok. bye.
Nut Job: and abuse
Marco: I said bye.
Nut Job: and deformation
Nut Job: and privacy policy
Marco: bye
Nut Job: ok im haveing a really bad day i hate getting mad with people
Nut Job: id aprechate it you talk to me
Nut Job: about this with no fighting and verbal smart remarks
Marco: uhm... I said bye.
Marco: I did not mean to upset you.
"Marco: Now YOU are harassing ME."
Nut Job: im not trying to
Marco: shall I report you for harassing me? How about we just forget the whole thing? Sorry about your bad day. Friends? please?
Nut Job: i just wanna talk with you like an adult about it
Nut Job: im not iming you for a fight
Nut Job: that is not the intention
Nut Job: at all
Nut Job: will you talk with me
Marco: ok
Marco: but
Marco: just for the record... let the chat log show that I TRIED repeatedly to end this convo... but that you insisted that we continue to chat... against my will. ok? Do you agree?
"Marco: so, you are agreeing that you want to continue to chat, and that I am NOT harassing you?"
Nut Job: no i wanna talk with you
Nut Job: as an adult
Nut Job: about it
Nut Job: not fighting
Marco: ok
Nut Job: lets please forget about
Nut Job: the jokes
Nut Job: that was told please
Marco: ok
Nut Job: and do not publish them
Nut Job: i come here for fun
Nut Job: i dont want the internet to be the next thing
Nut Job: im herased and tortured
Nut Job: enough in real life
Nut Job: please dont make this a nightmare here
Marco: I'm sorry to hear that .....
Nut Job: im just asking
Nut Job: politely
Nut Job: not fighting with you
Marco: uh huh
Nut Job: asking nicely
Marco: uh huh
Nut Job: thank you
Marco: nods.
Marco: nite nite.
Nut Job: do i have your word
Nut Job: you wont publish it
Marco: my last word to you is... goodnight... I am muting you now so that we are not tempted to have any more disagreements. Nothing personal. I just think it is for the best. Goodbye, and have a nice life. Muted.
My final comments to Good Gurrrl...
"Marco: sheesh, that guy is really off his rocker.... forget Pandora's Box... it sounds like I have opened Dr. Freud's Nuthatch."
Good Gurrrl: LMFAO
--Marco
"ONLY in Second Life can we have this much crazy fun!"
Comments to Marco about "Nut Job."
This Crazy Convo "sounds" familiar...
Is "Nut Job" an alt of my Second Life ex?
by jc
(Second Life)
OH
MY
GOD!!!
This convo sounds familiar!!!
Well, not exactly about the butt hair (he might be smelling too much of it! LOL), but the part that Marco tried to end the conversation and butt-hair-guy kept going on and on and on and on...
Sheesh! NJ sounded like my ex-boyfriend in SL (he loves quoting violation of ToS and what not, making up weird and somewhat stupid jokes or figures of speech, being "herased" and tortured in real life, etc.). He must be my ex-BF's alt!
OR, i may have been around alot of Nut Jobs in SL too, and there are a LOT of Nut Jobs in SL...
>>>>>Marco's Response.....
Ooooooo JC, I never thought of HIM. Haha, I wonder! Send a private email to marco_photo@yahoo.com and we can compare notes!
What a riot! Is that the same guy that used to poof all the time? LOL Thanks for your comment.
P.S.... JC is referring to the article found under the Label to the left titled Crazy Convos... Marcophoto-Upshaw-has-a-Crazy-Convo-with-a-Nut-Job-in-Second-Life
NJ and Momma Dog
by Craigus Writer
(Second Life)
Thinks NJ should take a page...err 'butt hair' from Momma dog and have a good sniff himself, might cure him of his own ummm problem. Then again maybe he is sniffing something else too.
Hehe, there are a few in sl.
Craigus Writer
>>>>>Marco's Response.....
LOL, Well said, Craigus! Thanks for your comment.
--Marco
YOUR Comments On The Above Story, HERE.
--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)
Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
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