Marcos Second Life Humor Blog


Marcos Second Life Humor site contains funny insights about living in these three nutty worlds... Second Life, Real Life and HIS life. Yes, he does live in his own little world, and You are invited to join him!

Q: Marco, I can see that the last 49 postings are listed below, but where are the OLDER postings? Do you have an Archive by date?


A: Every NEW posting is first listed below. At the same time, it is also listed in the topic category links on the left side of the page.

So if you are looking for a specific past article, think first of what topic category it might be in. Clink that link, and look for the title on the Table of Contents page for that category.

For example, if you were trying to find the crazy Second Life name, Poopie Prunes, look in the Second Life NAMES category. Yep, it's in there, good job! lol. How about, "The Amazing Second Life Diet Plan?" Yep, that's right, it is in the Second Life ADDICTION category.

There are NO archives according to date. They are all listed in the Topics Category links.

Enjoy the articles!

--Marco


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Aug 31, 2010, I actually prefer older men in SL

TRUE, in SL we shouldn't worry about age. Older men are knows better how to treat women and they are very sexy. Specially because they can type very well,

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Jul 4, 2010, Second Life Fashion -- Beautifying Second Life One Limb At A Time

In the strange world of Second Life Fashion Beauty Contests, we often hear: I NEED YOUR VOTE NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW CUZ THEY WILL PULL MY ARMS AND LEGS FROM MY TORSO IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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Jun 30, 2010, Second Life Demo -- Wrong Chat Windows or Insert Foot Here.html

Here is a good Second Life Demo of the way things work in Second Life. One of the funniest things that ever happened to me in SL also left me gasping for breath and wanting to die. I call it the --Balls of Your Butt-- fiasco.

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Jun 30, 2010, Second Life Demo -- PICKaTITLE 1 -- Now That's A Threesome!

In this Second Life Demo article, pick your favorite title from these suggestions for this weird Second Life photo...which depicts an MMF...two men and one woman sitting together in a beach chair

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Jun 27, 2010, Second Life BDSM -- Table of Contents

With crazy pictures and funny articles, Marco comments on Second Life BDSM, Masters/Mistresses, training, Slaves/Submissives and more.

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Jun 18, 2010, Second Life Birthing Fun !!

Editor Marco's note: this comment is about the article titled... Second Life Child -- Having Babies in Second Life? No Way Jose! Now Marco--having

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Jun 18, 2010, Second Life Child -- Having Babies in Second Life -- No-Way!

--Goo goo, ga ga....mommy, my diapers are poopy...will you change them now?-- Ahhh, the Second Life Child. Welcome to this strange new world of Second Life babies.

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Jun 17, 2010, Second Life Child -- Baby Delivery Costume in Second Life

YAY! \o/ Let's all run to Second Life so we can have a Second Life Child! But what if you have ever wanted to tap into YOUR inner child? NOW YOU CAN! Through this innovative product from Moon Cole at Weirdiculous, you can now be reborn as an infant!

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Jun 17, 2010, Second Life BDSM -- Whack Me Mistress Ive Been a Baaaaaad Boy!

The subject of SL sex is just the craziest thing around. Yet, the subject of Second Life BDSM, Mistresses and Slaves or Submissives in SL is even crazier.

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Jun 16, 2010, This happened to me too!

{Editor Marco's note: this comment is about the article titled... Second Life Appearance -- Why Do SL Men Walk Around Exposing Their Peeners? } Oh

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Jun 16, 2010, One day I was having sex. We had just gotten to "the good part" and the sim crashed. When I relogged...

{Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html

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Jun 16, 2010, JadeHazel comments on "Second Life Animations... Sexy Fun with Dick and Jane!"

Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't

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Jun 16, 2010, JadeHazel comments on "Second Life Animations... Sexy Fun with Dick and Jane!"

Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't

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Jun 16, 2010, A hilarious slip of the mouse click

This happened when I was only a couple of months into secondlife. I'd evolved from ripping out the money tree and I'd learned quite a bit at this point.

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Jun 16, 2010, Why I only picked once from a money tree

I will always think of this as my first stupid noob trick. One day about a week after we joined, I looked through the event calender and saw an ad for

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Jun 16, 2010, I was fortunate enough to have a girl friend who would tell me "Put your pecker away, Dear..."

{Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html

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Jun 16, 2010, JadeHazel comments on "Second Life Animations... Sexy Fun with Dick and Jane!"

Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't

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Jun 16, 2010, JadeHazel comments on "Second Life Animations --Sexy Fun With Dick and Jane... Or, "Survey Says!"

Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... *winks* Ps. we haven't really

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Jun 16, 2010, Our Second Life Peener Prank

{Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html

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Jun 15, 2010, Second Life Appearance -- Why Do SL Guys Expose Their Peeners?

Most guys take great pride in their Second Life Appearance and tend to keep their peeners in their pants. But SOME guys will go out fully dressed in a stylish business suit, with their parts on display for all to see! This funny article by Marco explores this oddity.

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Jun 15, 2010, Second Life Appearance -- Noobs Pubes and Photorealistic-Avatars -- Gorillas in our Midst.html

Marcophoto makes a funny comparison of Noob avies vs. Photorealistic Avatars in our Second Life Appearances to the Real Life angst of hairless pre-adolescent males vs. bushy pubes; and the Gorillas in the Mist.

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Jun 14, 2010, Second Life Appearance -- Why do Witches Sit on Frog Cacaa in Second Life

Honestly, until I saw the Second Life Appearance of witches sitting on toadstools, I never even knew what frog cacaa looked like.

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Jun 14, 2010, Second Life Appearance -- Have You Been to Bed With Hitler Yet

Isn't it a scream how SL distorts our Second Life Appearance? In this funny picture, Marco appears to be in bed with Hitler.

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Jun 7, 2010, Second Life Appearance -- The Beautiful Bouncing Bewbies of the Emerald Viewer

A grand new advance in our Second Life Appearance allows us to see Beautiful Bouncing Bewbies through the new Emerald Viewer!

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Jun 7, 2010, Second Life Animations -- Hugging and Kissing in Second Life or Baby Maybe

Have you ever noticed how difficult it is to accurately line up your avies for an old fashioned good smackaroo on Second Life Animations? Usually, we end up kissing over the shoulder of our intended, or worse yet, kissing air. If we are really lucky we will kiss their forehead. Rarely do the poses get it right.

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Jun 5, 2010, Second Life Animations -- Fun with Dick and Jane or Survey Says

Don't we all just love our Second Life Animations; more specifically, those that make our sexual experiences go WOW! ??? This funny little commentary takes a quick look at that concept.

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Jun 5, 2010, Second Life Addiction -- The Amazing SL Diet Plan

You know you have a serious Second Life Addiction when you get on this Amazing SL Diet Plan! We have all seen the crazy diet claims on the net or in magazines to --Lose 30 pounds in 30 Days-- or --Watch the Fat Melt Off With Acacia Berries!!!!!-- But I found the SL diet to be faaaar more effective!

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Jun 5, 2010, Second-Life-Addiction-Part-1-You-Might-Have-Been-On-SL-Too-Long-If.html

You might have been on SL too long if any of these symptoms of Second Life Addiction apply to you, part 1 of 2. It is a compilation from various sources.... but most are from Second Life on Flickr.

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Jun 5, 2010, Second Life Addiction -- Part 2 You Might Have Been On SL Too Long If...

You might have been on SL too long if any of these symptoms of Second Life Addiction apply to you, part 2 of 2. It is a compilation from various sources.... but most are from Second Life on Flickr.

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Jun 4, 2010, Second-Life-Addiction-Do-You-Have-An-Addiction-To-Second-Life.html

Well let me give you a clue...Yes, you probably have a Second Life Addiction if you are still on SL after a week. A week straight that is... you have hardly eaten any food, your hair is looking a bit unkempt, the DOGS won't go near you because of your body odor and your cats are constantly mewling at your feet in hunger Your kids are mewling with them.

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May 28, 2010, Second Life Typos --Caused by Fat Fairies and Fairy Semen

Where DO Second Life Typos come from? In his funny "Dear Mr. Marco" series,Second Life Researcher and Answer Man Extraordinnaire Marcophoto explains why Fat Fairies and Fairy Semen are the cause!

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May 28, 2010, Second Life Linden Labs -- Table of Contents

Outrageous parodies and sendups describing the frustrations many SL residents feel about Second Life Linden Labs.

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May 28, 2010, Second Life Sex -- The Amazing Second Life Swiss-Army-Woody

One thing that will very much help you to understand the nature of Second Life Sex, is to consider the design and functions of the special blades in the Swiss-Army-Woody.

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May 22, 2010,

Very funny stuff about various aspects of our avatars having Second Life Sex.

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May 22, 2010, Advertising your Second Life Business on Marcos Second Life Humor site

Marco, how much would it cost to advertise my Second Life business on your Second Life Humor site?

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May 22, 2010, About Marcophoto Upshaw of Second Life -- Table of Contents

Funny articles and musings of Marcophoto Upshaw about Second Life, Real Life, and HIS life! Yes, he lives in his own little world, and YOU are invited to join him!

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May 21, 2010, Second Life Social Psychology -- Table of Contents

A listing of Marco's Second Life Social Psychology articles...very strange or funny posts dealing with Men Poofing, Nut Jobs, Home Invasions and more!

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May 21, 2010, Second Life Romance -- Table of Contents

Funny articles about various aspects of Second Life Romance, including flirting, dating, outrageous pickup lines, jerks and more!

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May 21, 2010, Second Life Names -- Table of Contents

Very funny compilations, pictures and comments from Marco about some of the funniest, weirdest, Second Life Names.

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Money -- Table of Contents

What a cool idea, you can make so much Second Life Money having an SL business that you can supplement your regular Real Life income. Right? Whoo Boy! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Jobs -- Table of Contents

Weird, crazy, articles about the funny stuff that happens to people working in various Second Life Jobs.

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Groups -- Table of Contents

Marco's funny comments about various weird, strange and humorous Second Life Groups including... Let's Get Some Shoes Betch... Second Life Crazies Anonymous... The High Holy Church of Cheese... and many more... over 100 weird groups listed!!

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Grid -- Table of Contents

Marco's funny editorials about various aspects of the Second Life Grid, including tp problems, and more.

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May 20, 2010, Branding and Owning the Women of Second Life Gor -- Are they just Cattle just Property?

Is Second Life Gor just a place for Masters to collect--and brand--women? Marcophoto brings you four freaky fotos of a woman branded like a head of cattle, by a Baron in Gor.

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Game -- Table of Contents

A listing of the articles in the Second Life Game section: funny stuff related to the subject of

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Fashion -- Table of Contents

A listing of the funny articles in the Second Life Fashion section: showing funny aspects of the varied fashion, skin, and beauty industries of SL. Marco also parodies the SL beauty contests in his very funny article... Beautifying Second Life One Limb At A Time.

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May 20, 2010, Second Life Demo -- Table of Contents

Funny pictures and commentary give a good Second Life Demo of the crazy side of living in SL.

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May 19, 2010,

Having BABIES in SL? Are you NUTS? No way Jose, I'll nevah do THAT! Funny articles and pictures about having a Second Life Child or Baby.

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May 19, 2010, Second Life APPEARANCE -- Table of Contents

Nubes, pubes, photorealistic skins, peener pride, bouncing bewbies and more! Crazy pictures and funny articles about the Second Life Appearance of our avatars.

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