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Second Life Addiction
Part 2... You Might Have Been
On SL Too Long If...
...any of these symptoms of Second Life Addiction apply to you, part 2 of 2. It is a compilation from various sources.... but most are from Second Life on Flickr.
(Bridgitte Boucher) You know you've been in Second Life too long when family members in the same house will go on another computer and log into Second Life just to tell you something LOL.......
(Kyder_Ling) You know you have been playing too much Second Life when a friend tells you they have a cool new shirt and you ask if it is in SL or RL.
(Khamudy Mannonen) When looking for a lost shoe, you check your posterior just in case....when you are asked where dinner is and you reply "It failed to rez"....when you refer to your neighbour's ever taller growing hedge as the "ban line"....when you can convert any price in RL currency into Lindens and then become horrified at the price....when you refer to your office workstation as the "camping chair."
(trixipalen) I plan my RL around my Second Life work schedule... and honestly I'm more concerned with impressing my Second Life boss!! Yipes!
(megbathgate) If you look at furniture and other things and wonder if they used a torus or a sphere.
(swbuehler) When you sit at your desk in real life and look outside at the gray skies, wondering when they're going to finally rez...
(Tessalicious Flanagan) (For men) You start roughly demanding sex from women no matter where you are, public area or not......
(Tessalicious Flanagan) (For women) You find yourself far outspending your real life clothing budget trying to keep up with what you have bought for your Second Life wardrobe......You become much less tolerant, and more easily annoyed, when someone you don't know comes too close, and you wish with all your might that someone would invent a real life anti-push hud......
(Tessalicious Flanagan) You start shouting "Hoo!" and "Wewt wewt!" a lot in crowded real life night clubs......
(Tessalicious Flanagan) You become much less inhibited in your behavior, and dress far sexier than you ever did before.
(Connie Sec) When you color your hair to match your AV's. Yes, I did once. :)
(Rose Poitier) When you feel the top of your head wondering where your horns have gone...
(Dell Battery) When you take your SL photos to get printed at the lab and leave your RL photos at home......When asked about your wife, you reply "which one?" ;)
(Jobe_Zagoskin) When you greet people in rl and introduce yourself as your avi, or you pause for a second becuase you were going to blurt out your avi's name.
(Lilith Ivory) When your RL Boyfriend leaves you because of your Second Life husband and the first time you notice is during a downtime ...
(Elize Juran) When you're having a fat day you wonder if you can just right click and edit you appearance to make your stomach to be a little flatter and make your boobs a little bigger...
(Lilith Ivory) I'm German but some month ago I started dreaming and thinking in english. ...Last week I nearly used the english language to ask for some bread in a baker´s shop. Hmmm ...think I should go visiting the German Sims more often ...lol
(Karinastella Akina) You know you've been on Second Life too long when your husband calls you by your Second Life name .......while doing....you know what! ;)
(Karinastella Akina) It's really bad when you look forward more to your SL job than you do your RL job.
(Lady sugar) What about when you look at every RL girl of 20 and compare them to your Avi ....thinking 'she's not a patch on me, I'm much hotter and have much better clothes'..LOL (and of course your not 20 at all)
(Summerstorm Jewell) When you start to think you could go to three different clubs on three different continents on the same night in rl too, you'll just tp there np.
(Jobe_Zagoskin) You put ;) or :( at the end of every sentence in your emails too. (Summerstorm Jewell)When before I send an email at work, I have to scan and take out :D, lol, *giggles, *sigh, wtf, *frowns,/me...etc.
(Lex Zhaoying) I've actually said out loud to some friends, "me is tired".....Got the strangest looks for it too, lol. Surprisingly, no one tried to correct my grammar.
(Morgana Hilra) When you forget to put on your glasses, and things look funny, so you look for your menu to "rebake" or edit appearance.
(arminiusheron) When You see a big advertisment on a building and want to remote-touch it, because You want to check the contents and price.
(Elysium Eilde) Waking up and thinking about what to wear..."no don't own that, nope, don't really have that either, those shoes would go grea --wait, i don't really own those shoes....".....Wanting to give my tail a swish and my wings a flutter when i am stretching in the morning and they aren't there......Thinking about going home to give my honey a hug....and remembering he is 4500 miles away.
(Serishen Cagney) While calling a friend to meet up somewhere .. you offer to teleport them once you get to the restaurant.
(Seth Regent) All my RL friends, now call me Seth, (telling me HE is much cooler then I am!)
(Marcophoto Upshaw) When you receive "junk mail" at your home in RL you start jumping up and down screaming "TOS VIOLATION...THIS DAMN SPAM, I'M GONNA FILE AN ABUSE REPORT....and you fire off a nasty reply to the sender, saying "ENJOY YOUR SUSPENSION, SUCKA!"
(Marcophoto Upshaw) Any advertising you don't like is "UNAUTHORIZED SPAM" whereas any advertising that helps you find a product you want is "very helpful" and "a public service."
--Marco
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