I learned this after doing some surveys of my own. See, I used-to send out a green-script message across the Second Life screens of my subscribers to let them know about new postings on this site. I stopped doing so after taking a survey, asking them how they felt about the green messages. The overwhelming majority HATED them. I listened, and stopped sending them. But I also learned some interesting gender facts about my readers...

Seventy-nine percent of responders to my surveys were female. The other twenty-one percent consisted of males and other SL critters. Hehe.

That high female percentage made me wonder, has anyone else noticed how FULL Second Life is with females these days? I am beginning to think the above statistics may in fact reveal in a backhanded way that SL really does consist of seventy-nine percent females. Which makes sense, because think about it, how many guys do you know who like to play with dolls? NOT grown-up "dolls," cause most of us guys very much like to play with THOSE! Noooooo, I am speaking of play-dolls, doll-dolls...like Barbie-dolls.


And how many guys do you know who like to play with doll houses? Dressing up their play dolls, equipping a doll-house, having tea parties? Not many.

In fact many of us guys consider owning a home in SL, complete with fine furniture, kitchen, and bathrooms to be really dumb. We don't eat, we don't pee in SL, so what's the point? Personally, I do have a home in SL; a beautiful two-story wood and stone structure fully equipped with the most important guy furniture of all: a bed.

My sex bed is an Akaesha model. It has the most romantic, authentic and splenderific poses and animations known to MENkind; approximately 3 gazillion sex poses. You can cuddle, huddle, shackle, and snuggle with abandon. It will accommodate twosomes, threesomes and foursomes. It has special poses for subs and slaves. It will hand out chains, gags, whips and God knows what else; though I seriously doubt even God knows what all this bed can do.


No offense meant to You, God. I just tend to feel that You have more important things to do than to keep track of the gazillions of sex poses in Second Life. :-)


Without a doubt the Akaesha Sex Bed is the most amazing bed I have ever seen in SL. I suppose it can even dice, chop and prepare food. So that is all I have in my home. Not another thing. Nada. Zip. Empty.

What's the point? I just need a place to take my lovelies for a little "doll" action. Ohhh, I suppose I could drag out all my "accessories" like my Love Scenes 1 and 2 sex animations, and my Resolution 1,2,3 foreplay poses. Those are reeeeaaaaallllly hot, and will definitely get the blood moving in the veins of any sweet lass. And I suppose I could put in some rugs and dance poses like the "Sky Duet," and the "Hot Salsa." After all, if I invite a hot sweetie to my pad we should at least TRY to maintain the romantic notion that "we are just there for a dance." Surrrrrrre. Dancing in the sheets, right?

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