Most guys take great pride in their Second Life Appearance and tend to keep their peeners in their pants. But SOME guys will go out fully dressed in a stylish business suit, with their "parts" on display for all to see! This funny article by Marcophoto Upshaw explores this oddity.

Picture this... you are walking around your local mall in Real Life, doing a little window shopping. Further, for the sake of this story assume that you are an attractive female. Of course ALL females in SL are attractive, and most in RL too, correct? But what I mean is that for this scenario to work, I am assuming you are female.

So you are out shopping, when suddenly this incredibly attractive hunk of a guy, dressed handsomely in a designer suit, with many stylish accoutrements.. jewelry, watch, rings, and so forth glides up to you, greets you, then bowls you over with his ...PEENER! Yes, his peener... i.e. his penis. Can you just imagine that in Real Life?

Hmmm, usually that scenario has more to do with the shuffling low-life in his scraggly attire and trench coat. As in... you are the school girl on your way to class, and this low-life homeless guy walks up to you, whips open his coat and invites you to pet his "trouser snake." Of course, you just yawn and say, "what, THAT little gummy worm?" and go on your way.

But can you imagine the stylishly dressed CEO of Time-Warner Inc. walking up to you in the mall, wearing his $1,000 USD gucci snake-skin loafers and $3,000 USD wool suit, with his 10" peener sticking out as he greets you with a suave statement like, "Pardon me, could you please pass the Grey Poupon?"

In Real Life, when I dress, it is usually quite easy for me to see my front. I just look down. There I can see what everyone else sees too. Or if I am extremely challenged, I can go look in the mirror. I may be dressed in my finest suit, with black wingtips on my feet, yet the mirror will faithfully disclose to me if I am also "wearing" my very finest, erect, "OOOPS!"

I will shout out in shock, whip my back around to the mirror and stuff said flag-waver back into my pants with a sharp "zzzziiiiiiiippppp," hoping nothing gets painfully snagged along the way!

Not so in second life. First, mirrors don't work here. Second, we never see ourselves from the front unless we consciously hop up on a posing stand. But since most guys secretly hate dressing up--we would prefer to wear the same outfit daily until our then-current gf insists we burn it--there is simply no reason to glance at the front of our ensemble to make sure is is NOT as complete as possible.

This sometimes happens with the gals too... Recently a very elegant gal pal of mine [you know who you are] showed up at my place wearing a beautiful new dress but sans panties.

But often this is just due to slow rezzing in sl... i.e., their panties or thongs are really there, but not being drawn-in fast enough. With us guys, the problem is more insidious... we are just dumb asses. Case in point...

Not too long ago, I hired a female builder to give me some ideas on how to build a certain structure. Of course, knowing that I would meet with her the next day at 1 PM slt I carefully pressed my business suit so as to make a good impression. Translation: I hopped right out of bed from my nakey "date" the night before... hit "replace outfit" on my "Current-Most-Impressive-Italian-Business-Suit" clothing folder, then tpd to the building site to meet this gal for the first time.

She met me right on time, and I proceeded to explain to her what I wanted her to build, showed her my sim layout and asked some questions. She was polite, but a little distant. This surprised me because the person who recommended her to me, bragged on how very engaging she was.

"GROANNNNNN!!!" As we all know, in Second Life, the term "your parts"... when referring to the male of the species... refers to his sexual equipment... his peener and related tools.

With a sense of total shock and dread, I slammed down the arrow key on my keyboard to spin my avie around for a frontal look. And there I stood, in my expensive Attlier Bonetto Italian suit, expensive shoes, and Lotus Cock Deluxe! "GROANNNNNN," not just on and out, but fully erect, pointing to said female builder like Babe Ruth making his famous "called ball" pointing to the particular section of the ballfield stands where his "outta the ball park" homer would sail.

I wanted to die. For not only was this builder FEMALE... but she proudly stated in her profile that she was a committed LESBIAN. Gawwwwd, talk about pulling a boner!

So tell me, in the space below of some funny incidents you have seen in SL of well-dressed guys walking around, oblivious to the fact that their peeners were sticking out.

Are you a guy? Has it happened to you? Are you a gal who caught a guy unawares and had a funny convo with him about it? Share it with us!

You can even include an sl picture. I will blur his face, and FOR SURE I will blur out certain OTHER parts to make it conform to the policies of my web host, but I most likely WILL publish it!