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Marco's Halloween Special 2009

Why do Witches Sit on Frog Cacaa in Second Life?


Honestly, until I saw the Second Life Appearance of witches sitting on toadstools, I never even knew what frog cacaa looked like. (which reminds me of a sick joke... Do you know what the latest term of affection is in a Frog Bar? "Hello there, may I push in your toadstool?" Badump-ump. Yuck... I guess you had to be there.... hint: bullfrog thrusts)

Aaaannnyway, the other day something went TERRIBLY wrong while I was attempting to TP to Club Buxom Beauties. Upon landing, instead of seeing semi-clothed bounteous bewbalicious beauties bouncing on big barber poles, I saw these maliciously orange and purple BEINGS sitting on toadstools. The following convo ensued... (SL names used by permission.)

Marco: sitting on toadstools. how appropriate. but, why are you sitting on frog cacaa?
Gracie Dotterkelch: ewww, lol
Bettie Citron: it's comfy

Witches sitting on toadstools
Photo by Marcophoto Upshaw.

Gracie Dotterkelch: I'm waiting on the hallucinations?
Marco: you have to lick the back of the frog first.
Gracie Dotterkelch: ewww even worse. where IS that dang frog? lol


Marco: shrugs, who knows, maybe you will hallucinate if you lick the frog cacaa? I would hallucinate just at the THOUGHT of licking toad stools.
Bettie Citron: I aready did
Marco: how did they taste Bettie... and ohhh, is THAT why you have a black tongue and black pebbles in your mouth? No more kisses for YOU!
witches on toadstools
Photo "Shroom Time" by Bettie Citron

Gracie Dotterkelch: hawt shrooms eh Marco? lol
Marco: Yeah Gracie, you have the nicest SHROOMS I ever saw and you are a fungirl, Gracie. :-)
Marco: I am a fungi. Wanna raise some little shrooms together? All we need is a little cacaa to grow them in, and it looks like you have THAT covered!
Gracie Dotterkelch: LOL! uhm, well, is "molding" cheating? roflv
Marco: haha
Gracie Dotterkelch: i hate frogs, lol

Marco: I feel a halloween blog coming on.
Gracie Dotterkelch: ears perking up...

As the conversation digressed, we began to talk about SL babies. Perfect timing, I gave each a copy of my very own prim babies... a pair of Siamese twins I call Ping and Pong. They sit on my motorcycle on my deck. I tell people that I used to work in an SL nuclear reactor, washing the rods by hand. As a result, my nads have been radiated, resulting in glow-in-the-dark sex, and said babies.



Bettie looks so good with the babies! What more could you possibly expect from a pair of witch rats?

I mean it, REALLY, and no, I have NOT been licking frog cacaa!


Happy Halloween everybody!

--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)

Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA, RL Avie :-)
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