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Second Life Demo
Wrong Chat Windows...
...or... Insert Foot Here!
Here is a good Second Life Demo of the way things
work in Second Life. One of the funniest things that
ever happened to me in SL also left me gasping for
breath and wanting to die. I call it...
--The Balls of Your Butt Fiasco--
*****
Have you ever typed into the wrong chat
window in Second Life?
We all do it. It is part of the SL experience. We all have
times when we are IMed by five or six people at the same
time. And though it is considered rude to talk to more
than one person at the same time, it is hard to avoid. I
will be talking in IMs to one sweet-young-thang...I'll
call her Sexy 1...when word seems to get out that MARCO
is online, and 5 other sweet-thangs will start IMing me.
What's a poor sexy boy to do? I don't want to hurt their
feelings so I can't just ignore them. Besides, everybody
needs a friend...me included... and I like talking to my
friends. But what am I going to do? Schedule them?
*****
Marco: Hi Sexy 2, I am talking to sexy 1 right now...
and I want to devote my exclusive attention to her,
so I need to schedule you. Let's see, can you call
back in 10 minutes?
Sexy 2: Stick it where the sun doesn't shine buddy!
Marco: I was afraid you were going to say that. :(
*****
RINGGG!
Marco: Hellooo?
Sexy 3: Helloo handsome, why dontcha come up
and see me
sometime?
Marco: Hi Sexy 3, I can fit you next Tuesday
at 5 PM.
Sexy 3: But can I fit YOU in?
CLICK
*****
Sexy 1: Marco, what is taking you so long to
answer?
Marco: Sorry hun, 5 other Sexies were calling...
I had to answer them.
Sexy 1: Well answer this! CLICK!
Of course there is not really a CLICK sound; that if pure
fiction. But you get the idea. My point is that I can't
really ask people to call back later, though sometimes I
try to use my Busy message:
"Mr. Casanova has a cutie pie in bed with
him right now. You are next in line. Please
allow me to show HER a good time, then I will
show YOU one. You are male? Please exit the
line. Thank You, --Don Juan de Marco."
When I have it on, people tend to think I am "doing the
nasty." I wonder why? It doesn't really matter though
because most people tend to just chatter away anyway
and expect me to answer.
So, though I hate to do it, I usually just chat with them
ALL at the same time, dashing from one chat window to the
next. I will post an answer to Sexy 1, and while waiting for
Sexy 1 to answer, I will dash over and open the chat window
of Sexy 2. Quickly I read the last remark from Sexy 2, post
a reply, then dash over to Sexy 3. Read, respond to Sexy 3..
Dash to Sexy 4, read, reply to Sexy 4. Dash to Sexy 5, read,
reply to Sexy 5. Now back to Sexy 1. Repeat whole process...
And again. And again. And again.
And on it goes, a finely choreographed juggling performance.
Sometimes it is like juggling 5, foot-long razor knives at the
same time. All is well as long as you catch each one and toss
it up in time to catch and toss the next.
But if you miss one, lord help you!
That's how the "Balls of your butt" fiasco happened, and boy
was it a doozy.
{Editor Marco's Note: This saying, --ITS A DOOZY--
is an expression that...originated in the 1920s reflecting the
awe with which the public regarded the American-built
Duesenberg automobile.... and the brand became commonly
regarded in the United States as the worlds finest, hence the
expression. (From http://www.gizmag.com/go/5985/)
I was making love to a sweetiepie. We were having a goooood
time:) But at the same time, I was monitoring the DI Host
Chat Line for Dance Island, where I worked as a Host/Security
Officer. Part of our job description was to monitor the DI Host
Chat Line at all times when were were online. That way, if an
emergency arose at the club, someone on staff would be
aware and could respond.
So I'm making love. ..."oooo baby, right there!" When the
Host Chat line window popped up. "Dang, NOW?" I thought to
myself? But to my relief, I saw that several of my co-workers
were online and chatting, so that meant I would not have to
pull out and rush off to work.
DI Host Chat Line:
TVgurrrl: No host/security at DI!!
MsHotButt: soooooooo any yet?
SmexyRed: yep in a few minutes
OoohLaLa: i am going there in a few mins
MsHotButt: mmmm ok, I might come too
I turned my attentions back to my present "work." My sexy-
young-thang had just rolled up on top of me and I had my
hands on her rear. In a moment of sheer ecstasy I typed to
her, "feeling the balls of your butt is such a delight."
I hit send, looked up at her chat window and discovered
my message was not in her window? "WTF? Where WAS it?"
Suddenly it hit me....with a sense of pure panic I looked up at
my DI Host chat window. THERE IT WAS!!!!!
DI Host Chat Line:
Marco: "Feeling the balls of your butt is
such a delight."
HOLY CRAP! My blood froze in my veins, my eyballs bulged
from their sockets! My mouthed dropped open, I gasped in
pure shock! Here were four of my female co-workers who
definitely saw what I had just typed, plus untold numbers
of OTHER co-workers who were just lurking, not typing, and
as I gasped for breath, their reactions began to appear:
DI Host Chat Line:
OoohLaLa: ok marco..
MsHotButt: wth did u just say marco?
Through the cloud of
shock and horror that froze my brain,
came the thought, --Must respond to, the DI Host Chatters
with a cooly thought out response.-- So with stiff fingers,
I forced myself to slowly type out:
Marco: oh crap
To which the Host Chatters responded with these comforting
words:
MsHotButt: hahahahahaha
OoohLaLa: wow
"OH MY GOD! What did I just do?" I wanted to die. For the first
time ever I had the urge to crawl under my desk, curl up into
a ball, suck my thumb and whimper. Actually I did whimper,
but then managed to type:
Marco: *BLUSH*
To which my co-workers mercifully responded with:
OoohLaLa: rofl
MsHotButt: wth is "balls of a butt" ???? lmfao
OoohLaLa: an ass
MsHotButt: but balls?
OoohLaLa: lol
MsHotButt: oh yeah, a ROUND butt
OoohLaLa: IM marco for details lol
Marco:*BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH*
*BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH*
Marco: for clarification purposes...I was referring to
holding HER ass, i.e. a female ass!
SmexyRed: hehehe
Marco:*BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH*
*BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH**BLUSH*
Marco: lord
OoohLaLa: marco...
SmexyRed: shame on you Marco^
Marco: yes...that is what I get for READING the Host
Group IM while making love..... Please forgive me
for not ahhh..."coming in to work" right now.
OoohLaLa: omg
I was just sooooooo glad I had not typed the name of the girl
into the start of that famous line... "Ohhhh CutiePetutie,
feeling the balls of your derrier is such a delight." Ha,
ha, "CutiePetutie" was a co-worker of mine at Dance Island.
The staff would have just loved THAT. Oh boy, that would
have been unbearable.
Actually, by this point in the convo I was starting to breathe,
and actually started laughing a bit...and soon it turned into
gales of laughter as I howled along with the rest of the staff
over this gaff of mine. It took a long time to live down the
notoriety of that event, but eventually we all forgot it,
though we do have a chuckle over it from time to time.
But, do I still maintain 5 conversations at once? *Looks coy*
"Maybe, maybe not.... maybe I do but tell a little fib to cover
my tracks?
Sexy 1: What's taking you so long to answer Marco?
Marco: Oh baby, my foot got tangled up in my
computer cords and I pulled the whole thing
off the desk onto my foot...darn that hurt!
Sexy 1: Ohhhhh baby, come to mama, let me kiss it!
Marco: Hmmmm, actually honey, you know what,
I think I pulled it off into my lap!
Sexy 1: Oooo let me kiss it.
Marco: *grin* I was hoping you would say that.
--Marco
ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)
Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA, RL Avie :-)
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