Second Life Game -- Chopping Your Stress Away in Second Life"CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" pause It is a nice Friday night in this Second Life Game, and you are out for a stroll with your honey, enjoying the sights and sounds after a hard, stressful work week in RL. Suddenly you become aware of these strange chopping sounds off in the distance, with a pause of several seconds after each. "CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" You draw near, wondering. Are these the sounds of a friendly woodsman chopping virtual wood for his virtual fireplace? "CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" pause "CHOP!" Perhaps, but NOW you become aware that raucous laughter and hilarity accompany the chopping. Is this a wood chopping party gone crazy? Denizens of the dark celebrating the end of the work week with a little mad wood whacking? Not a chance. Welcome to the latest SL game method for de-stressing. Welcome to Mabs' Guillotine Party, or, "How to Chop Off Your Stress With One Fell Swoop!" Yes folks, my friend Mabs is getting rid of her stress by literally chopping it off her shoulders. With a Guillotine. It is but the latest form of stress relief that group members of Mabs' Huffy Club use to provoke Mabs to intense states of Huffiness, which she claims helps her to "get over it" and relieve her stress. So while the rest of the world is downing martini's at their local lounge and doing silly white men dances, or plunking down in front of the telly for hours of mindless brain washing...Mab's is rythmically having a few inches "taken off the top." "CHOP!" pause It is quite a sight to see.
Rising directly above her the blood-stained guillotine blade waits to make a "clean break" of Mabs from her stress. And to her right of course, is the traditional executioner, with bulging muscles, oily skin, eye patches, long hair, and his hand upon the lever, ready to pull. "CHOP!" Now you become aware of something curious...the bucket is already full of heads...and there are more heads rolling around on the ground. Whose heads are they? Why, they are all Mabs heads of course, for as we all know stress it tough to get rid of: it takes more than one martini or one toke or one hour of tv to turn it off...the same goes for chopping it off Mabs' shoulders. But thanks to the miracle called, Second Life, Mabs' head miraculously appears again in the same normal spot on her shoulders after a few seconds, and she is then ready for a fresh attempt to remove that dang stress!
Here then is an actual conversation from a recent "Stress-Relieving" party: "CHOP!" 0:36] LFTD:love the crash... 0:36] LFTD:embrace the crash.... 0:36] LFTD:BE the crash!!!! "CHOP!" 0:40] Silverstar Rose UFO Sploder: Mabs has joined the sploder. Pot is now L$121 "CHOP!" 0:43] LFTD:if there's anything you wanna say to mabs.... 0:43] LFTD:say it now 0:43] LFTD:lol 0:43] Mabs: oh Nuuuuu! 0:43] LH: Bye Mab's "CHOP!" 0:43] Mabs: awwwww 0:43] LFTD:bye mabers "CHOP!" 0:43] Mabs: that's all i get? 0:43] LH: hehe 0:43] Mabs: bye? 0:44] LFTD:lol 0:44] Mabs: do it again 0:44] LH: Nice she talks without a head "CHOP!" 0:44] Silverstar Rose UFO Sploder: Mabs has won L$43\ "CHOP!" 0:44] Mabs: whoot i won 0:44] Mabs: let's play again 0:44] LH cheers for Mab's head "CHOP!" 0:46] Mabs: lance you wanna chop off my head 0:46] LFTD:lol 0:46] LH: Was about to say the same thing...Looks like pain is the point here "CHOP!" 0:47] LFTD:see mabs head roll lol 0:47] LH: lol The bucket is full they are just rolling out. 0:47] LFTD:lol 0:47] Mabs: lol 0:47] Mabs: look lance 0:47] LH cheers 0:48] Mabs: look at all the heads lol "CHOP!" 0:59] Mabs: *makes cat hissing noises* "CHOP!" 1:25] Mabs: ummm i'm in trouble 1:25] LFTD:if you have anything you wanna say to mab..... 1:25] SM: having fun i see 1:25] LFTD:better say it quickly 1:25] SM: yeah mab 1:26] SM: BYE!!!!!!!!!!! 1:26] Mabs: well it was nice knowing you 1:26] Mabs: goodbye cruel world "CHOP!" 1:26] Mabs: ow 1:26] SM: we gonna need a mop 1:26] Mabs: my head can speak whoot 1:26] LFTD:nah...mab'll drink it up later 1:27] SM: cool 1:27] SM: she is a vamp 1:27] LFTD:exactly 1:27] LFTD:yep lol "CHOP!" 1:28] Mabs: you are now in my group 1:28] LFTD:lol 1:29] Mabs: leo tell him about his duties 1:29] LFTD:lol 1:29] SM: i got duties? 1:29] Mabs: chopping off my head 1:29] Mabs: lol nah 1:29] Mabs: you have to tease mabbles lol 1:29] SM: oh boy 1:29] LFTD:nah...that's mine ; ) 1:29] LH: You are now required to get Mab's all huffy from time to time. There is no max on how many time you can do this task. 1:29] SM: waht u mean by huffy....pissed off 1:29] Mabs: lol 1:30] Mabs: get in voice and i'll show you huffy "CHOP!" 1:30] Mabs: grrr 1:30] Mabs: hmph 1:30] SM: lol 1:30] Mabs: pfft 1:30] SM: i ain't scared 1:30] Mabs: lol you should be 1:30] SM: never "CHOP!" 1:30] LH: You have nothing to fear except laughing your self out of your chair. "CHOP!" 1:30] Mabs: everyone's bigger than me 1:31] SM: i'll miss your head but you'll be all the prettier without it 1:31] Mabs: OMG "CHOP!" 1:34] LFTD:head will roll 1:34] LFTD:mainly mabs 1:34] Mabs: lol "CHOP!" 1:34] LFTD:~*~Hey You're a Crazy Bitch~*~ 1:34] Mabs: what i'm a crazy bitch too? 1:34] SM: u are 1:34] Mabs: lol 1:34] SM: we already know that 1:34] Mabs: grrrr "CHOP!" 1:34] Mabs: <<<<<<<< huffy 1:34] SM: i'm good at my job 1:34] LFTD:that's why i'm choppin your head off :p "CHOP!" 1:34] LH: w00t 1:34] LFTD:lol 1:35] SM: lmao thor 1:35] SM: we want a headless crazy bitch 1:35] SM: then we ain't got to talk to her "CHOP!" 1:35] Mabs: OMG 1:35] SM: this is kinda fun "CHOP!" 1:36] LFTD:LMAO 1:36] SM: i guess this is a natural position for me. flaring up mab's PMS 1:36] Mabs: OMG 1:36] Mabs: GRRRRRRR "CHOP!" 1:37] SM: PMS lady 1:37] Mabs: grrrrrr "CHOP!" 1:37] LFTD:there ya go 1:37] Mabs: pms means pretty mean sexy 1:38] SM: sure it does 1:38] Mabs: lol 1:38] LH: Headless or not 1:38] SM: i prefer her without the head "CHOP!" 1:38] Mabs: aww lance 1:38] Mabs: OMG 1:38] LFTD:lol 1:38] SM: lol 1:38] LH: rofl Again 1:38] Mabs: ROFL "CHOP!" 1:38] LFTD:taking bids for who wants to chop mabs head off next??? 1:38] Mabs: <<<<<<<<<< but super huffy 1:38] LFTD:lol 1:38] SM: not huffy enough yet "CHOP!" 1:42] SM: throw her in the lake "CHOP!" 1:44] SM: shes got no head 1:44] SM: someone take a picture its a good look for her 1:44] SM: lmao "CHOP!" 1:44] SM: woot 1:44] SM: i'm gonna piss myself we keep this up 1:45] SM: its all good 1:45] SM: I still look better than u do. headless wonder "CHOP!" 1:46] SM: were gonna need a transfusion here shortly 1:46] SM: Yeah i am 1:46] SM: good thing u immortal 1:46] SM: still better looking without the head "CHOP!" 1:47] LFTD:good thing she's tied down 1:47] SM: hahaha 1:47] SM: it happens when pms is on "CHOP!" 1:53] SM: u sound like a blonde 1:53] SM: yeah right 1:54] SM: u have the intelligence of a dinosaur 1:54] SM: ok i was being nice 1:54] SM: how about a flea 1:54] SM: or a stuffed bear 1:54] SM: brainless "CHOP!" 1:54] SM: then we can throw u in the ocean 1:54] SM: you'll sink right to the bottom 1:55] SM: cry it away 1:55] SM: can't cry without a head Awww...isn't she cute? Finally after being guillotined countless times, and generally "huffied," Mabs' is now de-stressed and ready to rest. 1:59] Mabs is Offline "And to All a Good Night!" The End. ********* --Marco ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-) by Marcophoto Upshaw AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA marco_photo@yahoo.com Sayyyy, if you liked this posting today, would you tell a friend or two? Just copy/paste the paragraph below to a friend. Thank you so much!... Wow, you gotta read the crazy, funny stuff this guy writes!Read all about it today in Marco's Second Life Humor site at: http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/ Click Here for Info On How To Advertise Your Second Life Business On Marco's Site FREE! What is YOUR opinion or comment--or similar experience? Please tell us!
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