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Second Life Profiles #5

Does Andi Dunner Have A Va-jj or a Summer Sausage?

In #5 of the Second Life Profiles series, Andi Dunner answers the question that is on everybody's mind! Does she? Doesn't she? Does only her hair dresser know for sure? And why does SHE/HE know?


Andi Dunner

Second Life Profiles Andi Dunner

Andi's PICKS...

More About Me
-Yes, of course I'll be willing to chat and welcome new friends. Unless you suck.
-No, I do not want to bed you, yiff, fuck, play, etc.
-Drama is inevitable in SL, you think otherwise you haven't been here very long. Most of it will get you muted, though. I can only take so much crazy a day.
-I don't care how charming, handsome, sweet or "better" you think you are for me..i'm not interested.
-My friends are my family and I will gladly lay down my life for them. You fuck with them, trust that you'll regret it.
-I have zero patience for ignorance.
-Regardless of what "they" said, it's probably bullshit, often is.
-I am here to have fun, not cyber or let it consume me.
-Yes, I'm *gasp!* actually female.
-No, I still do not want you.

Random Hilarity

Andi Dunner: I'm gonna go in the pink building. It's the same color as my 'gina, seems logical.

Eluna: i like the rasberry tea
Andi Dunner: tea should not be raped by fruit. It's not natural.

>>>>> Marco's Comments.....

WHY does Andi's hairdresser know for sure? What gives HER or HIM the right to such vital information before us? Harumpf! *hands on hips, with my lower lip stuck wayyyy out!* Well anyway, I for one am soooo glad Andi has answered this burning question. I suppose it really is important, after all maybe her name is not really supposed to be Andi with an i... maybe she was born ANDY with a Y! shudder.

Speaking of which, have you noticed there are a LOT of "T-girls" in SL these days? They seem to be swarming all over the place. It has gotten so bad that you practically have to hold a gal up and lift her tail for a quick peek back there. DOES she have a "va-jj" or a something longer and firmer?

I used to hang out at an awesome nude beach in SL. But these days it seems like the "transgendered-girl" crowd is taking over! And OHH the HORROR of taking home a mislabled package!

Years ago a fellow told me that he was cruising around Chicago looking for a gal to pickup. He found a REAL hottie, took her home began kissing "and stuff," reached into "her" pants and.... !!! O.O !!!Well lets just say that the "gal in question" had to have some emergency dental work done on her front teeth.

Now, I'm not gonna weigh-in on whether "falling" for a girly-guy makes one a homo or a homophobe. I too have been duped in Second Life by "mislabeling." They really DO need to start/join a group that prominently shows in their profiles to clearly disclose the true gender of their avies. There is nothing worse than having a nice, good-old-fashioned romp in the hay with a cutie-pie, and afterwards, while the two of you are enjoying your cigs, to suddenly see a big summer sausage appear between her legs!

Let's just say I very much believe in the "truth in packaging" laws.

Thank you Andi Dunner for clearing up this mystery!

--Marco

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Oh it's easy to check out Andi's real gender....  I personally have talked to Andi many times on voice (oh yes she has an uber hot voice to enjoy) she hates typing so I am as a (yes real man no faking ...


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