Second Life Profiles of 2010
No. 7
Mysty Criss, Nastia Xue and Marcophoto Spoil Your Fantasy!
In his funny Second Life Profiles of 2010, No. 7, Marco reveals how Mysty Criss, Nastia Xue, and sadly Marcophoto himself are giving out FALSE First Life Descriptions in their SL Profiles, to throw off the eager hordes seeking their sexy bodies.
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Mysty Criss
Nastia Xue
>>>>> Marco's Comments.....
Ohh, NICE Mysty...THANKS A LOT, Nastia, you two just HAD to go and spoil our fantasies of what you two look like in Real Life! But I know better.... cause my fantasy life won't let me down. I know you are really two very-hot mamas. I KNOW this 'cause I ONLY let HAWT Second Life mama's onto my subscription list. Actually when my magazine first started in Second Life, I hired secret agents to scour the land, to find all the hottest ladies. These elite few I invited to join my group. ONLY hot ladies were allowed in. This policy is maintained to this very day. So if YOU are female, and you read my humor site, then OBVIOUSLY you must be a Hot Mama! Still, I understand the humor of Mysty and Nastia's deception. They had to find some way to stop the hordes of eager beaver-seekers (didja notice the play on words there?) from stalking them through the land. Hence the false first life descriptions. Personally I suffer from virtually the same problem, being the hot, ripped, lumberjack-stud that I am. So I too have to give out false descriptions. I tell people that the REAL Marco does not have bulging, rippling muscles circling his chest. I tell them that those bands-of-steel long ago slipped off my shoulders, flew south for the winter, and stayed! They currently reside in Miami... about as far south as they can go! Besides, I really AM a wrinkly, 108 year-old withered raisin, and count on my sweet, young, shapely nurse to steady me while I stand in my walker, helping me to "shake it" to the hot tunes of Lawrence Welk... shake my Depends-wrapped booty that is! Do you know what the REAL difference is between a young 20-something male stud and an old-fart 100-something male slug? 95% of the brain power of the young stud is devoted to thinking about...
...having good sex.
By contrast, 95% of the brain power of we old-farts is devoted to thinking about...
...having a good bowel movement.
I am hoping everything "comes out ok" for me today!
Sorry to ruin the fantasy for ya!
--Marco
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The above story was written or compiled by...
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