Second Life Romance
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Really funny stuff about various aspects of Second Life Romance, including flirting, dating, outrageous pickup lines, jerks and more!
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Another Fine Dump in Second Life!
When someone sticks a knife in your gut, twists it back and forth and shoves it up behind your rib cage to pierce your heart, well, then it reeeaaaallllly hurts and takes a leeettle bit longer to recover. But hey, that's typical in a Second Life Romance, isn't it? LOL!
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover in Second Life
A very funny telling of the basic fact that when it comes to SL Romance, almost all of us will leave our lover at some point. Here then, are some funny ways to leave them.
How NOT to Flirt in Second Life and A Flirting Disaster in 2 Acts
Really funny stuff about Second Life Romance, bad flirting, jerky men, and bad pickup lines.
How To Flirt in Second Life #1
I love flirting and SL Romance. I am sure this is a big surprise to those of you who know me....all 8,343 of my gal pals on Second Life
How To Flirt in Second Life #2; First Base Flirting
In the sport of Second Life Romance, getting the gal to laugh WITH you is truly the most fundamental goal; the first base of flirting. If she laughs AT you, you are sunk. Is she slaps you or calls for Security, you have totally flunked out. So today, the first goal is to get her to smile and laugh, WITH you....
How To Flirt in Second Life #3; SL's Top Sport
Yes, SL Romance really does involve a very popular sport in Second Life! This funny account details the "rules of the game.' Heyyy battah battah battah!
If breaking up is hard to do, and The Sense of Second Life
Two funny articles about Second Life Romance, one written by Second Life guest writer, Evelyn Zehetbauer.
Second Life Romance -- Marco's Finest Flirtations in Second Life #1
Recently I took a "Sabbatical" from flirting in Second Life in order to rest up and refine my flirting techniques. During this time I looked back over my flirtations of the past two years. Here then is an account of some of my finest.
DISCLAIMER: NO SWEET-YOUNG-THANGS WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THESE FLIRTATIONS!!!
Standard Flirtation Questions #1, Where are you from?
During Second Life Romance, the question "Where are you from?" is innocent, right? No. The answer determines whether this potential new friendship moves forward, or stops dead in it's tracks.
Standard Flirtation Questions #2, How OLD are you?
During SL Romance, the question "Where are you from?" is innocent, right? No. The answer determines whether this potential new friendship moves forward, or stops dead in it's tracks.
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Guy Tip #1, How NOT to Get A Girl in Second Life --PP
In my many months observing SL Romance, I have been totally amazed at the incredibly bad-mannered things guys say when trying to get a girl in SL.
Second Life Romance -- Marco's Finest Flirtations in Second Life #2; He said WHAT? OMG! --PP
This is the funny second edition concerning SL Romance, where Marco brings you examples of some of his very finest flirtations.
DISCLAIMER: NO SWEET-YOUNG-THANGS WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THESE FLIRTATIONS!!!
Why-do-Some-Gals-Send-Mixed-Signals--PP
One of the most confusing things about SL Romance are the mixed signals that some gals send out.
You-Can-Depend-On-This-or-Pamper-Me-Please--PP
One of the enduring myths about SL Romance....is that everyone is in their 20's. HA! more likely, LATE 60's and wearing Depends or Pampers! Very Funny article!
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