Second Life Romance: How To Flirt in Second Life #1I love flirting and Second Life Romance. I am sure this is a big surprise to those of you who know me....all 8,343 of my gal pals on Second Life. What you may not know is that I am the President of the Flirter's Union Local #59876. We are a branch of the International Brotherhood of "Wood Workers." I myself am a Master Flirter, having served my 5 year apprenticeship. I now teach Journeyman level flirters down at the union hall. You should be aware of the great contributions that Master Flirters like myself have made to the art of flirting. And if we should ever go on strike, OMG, watch out! Because then we men will have to revert to some of the old cheesy lines for meeting gals. Lines like, "If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" or, "F*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name George?" There are all kinds of flirting, and I will try to help you learn, "grasshopper." Why flirt? Well, why not? For one thing, it is good for the soul. It is a way of saying, "I like you" but in a lighthearted, funny, socially-acceptable manner. GUYS, TAKE NOTE: Girls LIKE IT when you flirt. But they HATE IT when your opening lines are something like, "Hey, wanna f***?" I've already written several blogs about this topic and suggest you lame-brained men read them. Let me give you a hint...if you want to get a girl, do NOT walk up to her, pull out your pecker and say, "Hey baby, you are so beautiful that I want to take you into the bathroom and spank you with this." I could go on and on, and I will, over time. But this is just an introductory blog on the Art of Flirting. In coming blogs, I will address such heady topics like the different types of flirting, such as: Breaking-the-Ice Flirting "Innocent" or "ingenue" Flirting Outrageous BS Flirting *wink Friendly Banter Flirting Funny-Pun Flirting Purty Flirting Sexy Flirting Chatty Flirting Funny Flirting Get-to-know-you flirting Get-to-bed-you flirting Vampire Flirting Dirty Flirting The-Whole-Room Flirting Virgin Flirting Profile/Tag Flirting And many more. And now for your reading pleasure, I am including some actual conversations of "moi" in action. While you read them, try to pick out which of the above types of flirting are being employed. As usual, all names have been changed to protect the guilty. Flirting with MS: 13:15] MS: did u get ure eggs yet lol 13:15] Marco: no, I went to bed...had been up all night. Still tired. 13:15] MS: awww poor baby 13:15] Marco: its ok, lol 13:16] MS: feeling any better? 13:17] Marco: Maybe if I slept next to you I would feel better *Marco looks at her slyly to see if this outrageous line will work* 13:18] MS: lol then u would get no sleep at all 13:19] Marco: Oh? Do you eat crackers in bed or something? 13:24] MS: lol crackers! haha, yeah sometimes if i get hungry! 13:26] Marco: lol see? is that why I won't get any rest if I sleep next to you? 13:28] MS: u might be too busy to worry about the crumbs in the bed *winks 13:28] Marco: hmmm. now THAT sounds tantalizing. maybe I should do research on this topic, take pictures, save the convo, write a blog. 13:29] MS: lol why not 13:29] Marco: change the names to protect the guilty, lol....good idea....come on over, lets make love, and I'll set up the camera! 13:30] MS: lol ha ha that sounds like fun! 13:30] Marco: hahaha you naughty girl! I KNEW there was something about you I liked! ttyl...I have a sexy blog to write. ;) 13:33] MS: u write the blog and i'll get the crackers ready lol ********** Flirting with VV: 15:46] VV: I just saw my ex...he told me I look like a noobie...LOL 15:47] Marco: forget him. you look beautiful. my beautiful VV. 15:47] VV: lol...he's just trying to push my buttons 15:48] Marco: mmmm now there's a thought ;) 15:48] VV: brat 15:48] Marco: ooo you are making me hot again. 15:48] VV: air does that too u lol ********** Secret Agents 22:28] Marco: AF! 22:29] AF: hi 22:29] Marco: wow.....!!!!! 22:30] AF: wow what 22:30] Marco: wow my secret agents were right, you ARE beautiful! 22:30] AF: lol and who's that 22:33] Marco: it is a secret. 22:34] AF: frowns your not gonna tell me? 22:36] Marco: well ok, I will tell you. AF. I have secret agents whom I have hired, to fan out all over SL, and their job is to report back to me with the names of the MOST Beautiful Girls in SL. Then I send out group invitations to them. I ONLY let girls into my group if they are REALLY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL. And I am SO glad, that you were one of those who accepted. 22:39] AF: so does that mean i will get to know you a little better now 22:41] Marco: I would love to talk with you. where do you live? 22:42] AF: i'm from the states 22:43] Marco: me too. what part? 22:44] AF: texas 22:45] Marco: I used to live near San Antonio...now I am in chicago. 22:46] AF: the windy city 22:46] Marco: yep...where do you think I get all this Hot Air? **********Sexy Legs 16:47] Marco: DO ANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE SEXY LEGS? We have a contest going on right now for $500 for Sexie Legs 16:48] AD: I think Sexie might wanna keep her legs...unless you ment sexiest... and then most people in SL have sexy legs 16:49] Marco: The contest is $250 for sexiest male legs and $250 for sexiest female legs 16:50] AD: Can I just send my legs or do they have to be attached? 16:51] Marco: sure, just send your legs...I'll write a blog about them and take pictures. 16:52] AD: Hmmm... my arms might get a little jealous of the legs getting so much exposure. 16:53] Marco: AD...you are like a twisted Mary Poppins? (Her profile statement). You might be my kinda gal. 16:56] AD: You fondled my profile and didn't even offer me dinner. *sigh* 16:57] Marco: HAHA 16:57] AD: I might be your kinda gal in theory... but once the umbrella comes out the reality is sooooo different. 16:57] Marco: Marco offers to fondle you. 18:58] Marco: Are you on the board? I want to vote for ya 18:59] AD: No... not on the board So you like my legs huh? even tho they are sadly attached? 18:59] Marco: quick get up there 18:59] Marco: I will kiss my way up them...see where they lead. 19:00] AD: there.. I put my name up there on the board. ya happy now? LOL... they go up until they stop... then you have to deal with the rest of me 19:00] Marco: mmmm I like where they lead. 19:01] Marco: you have my vote. 19:01] AD: aww... thank ya..... good to get a least one.. makes me feel like I don't need to throw myself down the stairs tonight. 19:02] AD: so what if the legs lead to your demise? still be good then hmmm.... guess that's a no. 19:07] Marco: sorry, did not see your tab. 19:12] AD: that's what they all say as they run away in terror 19:12] Marco: haha 19:13] AD: It's all good.. I like the view from the back too.. just disappears too quickly around the corners 19:14] Marco: lool 19:15] AD: lool? laughs outrageously loud? I know I'm funny lookin but i have feelings too. *sniffles* 19:15] Marco: no...that is a Dutch laugh. I work at Dance Island which is a dutch sim....they all say Loooooooo! and Wooooot! Wooooot! 19:16] AD: oh... and stick their fingers in dykes? 19:17] Marco: that sounds like something I would enjoy doing. ;) ********** Playing With Fire 14:46] AB: Hey sexy...how you doing today? 14:47] Marco: hey heyyyy good...I'll be dancing at Quarters, 3-6 14:48] AB: Lol....stripping again? 14:48] Marco: lol...I prefer to call it "Sexy Dancing." 14:48] AB: Lol, sexy dancing. I bet you drive the women wild. ;) 14:49] Marco: cum and find out. 14:49] AB: Lol...I don't know if I should play with fire. 14:49] Marco: you NEED some fire, to get cookin' 14:49] AB: And btw...you owe me a dance...and not a naked dance. Lol...I can make my own fire. 14:51] Marco: Come join me, and we can rub together to start some burning 14:52] AB: Lol....does sound enticing. 14:52] Marco: mmhmmm 14:52] AB: You are a flirt. 14:52] Marco: Yes I am . 14:52] AB: I bet you say that to all the women. ;) 14:53] Marco: I sure try to! ********** Sexi Gurrrl 16:42] Marco: thanks for the add! 16:42] JW: thanks for accepting hon 16:42] Marco: purrrrrr 16:42] JW giggles ... you brat lol 16:43] Marco: yep that's me. 16:43] JW: tis ok i enjoy brats lol 16:43] Marco: mmmhmmm nice view. 16:45] JW: lol looking up my skirt are you? 16:46] Marco: no, looking down 16:46] JW: lmao 16:46] Marco: since you are upside down 16:47] Marco: My "Sexi-girl-radar" keeps pulling me your way. 16:47] JW blushes and giggles 16:48] Marco: blushes? lol ********** NiNi 19:04] Marco: time for me to log and get to bed. 19:04] JW: kz sweet dreams hon 19:06] Marco: mmm dreaming of sexi JW...yesssss 19:06] JW giggles you say that to all the girls you dayum flirt lmao 19:08] Marco: hahaha...how did you know? caught! 19:08] JW: lmao you're a guy lmao 19:08] Marco: but ONLY girlzz with hot asses. 19:09] JW: mhmz lmao ********** Compliments 16:28] Marcophoto Upshaw: thank you hun for the great tip! 16:29] NB: you are welkom;-) 16:29] Marcophoto Upshaw: :) sexy lady mmmm 16:29] NB: you are not so bad either ;-) 16:30] Marcophoto Upshaw: mmmmm that is a really cute profile pic, lol 16:41] NB: you like the world? 16:41] NB: ;-) 16:41] Marcophoto Upshaw: yes! great idea. 16:42] NB: i wish i could find that place again.... 16:42] Marcophoto Upshaw: aww 16:42] NB: i could sit on all the planets. ;-) 16:44] Marcophoto Upshaw: I bet you would look great sitting on all of them, too. 16:44] NB: well..could be a nice picture too. sitting on saturn 16:44] Marcophoto Upshaw: get your name up on the board NB cause you have sexxxxy legs. 16:45] NB: ok...i will (nice ....i like all these compliments) 16:46] Marcophoto Upshaw: you DO have sexy legs! I'll vote for ya! 16:46] NB: hmmmmmm...i think i fall in love ;-) 16:48] Marcophoto Upshaw: hahaha... ********** Innocent 15:20] Marco: where are you from? 15:20] NY: The Netherlands 15:20] Marco: aaah dutch? 15:20] NY: yep 15:30] Marco: blond now. 15:30] NY: haha have to triy everything at least once in a lifetime haha 15:31] Marco: Is that so? Then you will try me? *innocent look* 15:32] NY: had that coming didn't I? 15:32] Marco: let's just say, it was an opening big enough to drive a truck through! 15:33] NY: lol ********** Flirting Is Good for the Soul 19:50] Marco: flirting is good for the soul :) 19:50] SD: lol i agree, as long as everyone knows it's innocent :) 19:51] Marco: yes, exactly. I have to be careful sometimes, because some gals misunderstand and think I am declaring my true love....then I have to back off and let them down easy. I don't want to hurt anyone. 19:53] Marco: not talking about you...others 19:54] SD: believe me, i know what you're talking about. that's why I rarely flirt with anyone. me flirting with u was actually pretty out of character, lol 19:54] Marco: aww, well then, I am honored! :) 19:54] SD: lol ********** Sunshine 9:48] Marco: LOOK AT THAT HAIR! Astounding! Stunning! Beautiful! 9:48] SB: grazie :) 9:49] Marco: My day was dreary, then I came here, and the Sunlight of your hair gave me illumination. 9:49] SB: good :)) sunshine is good for the soul 9:50] Marco: IT IS, mmm very. ********** Vampire Bites 17:10] SC: sl is being a bugger to me again....and how'd u know i got a sexy ass it might be real big and lumpy loi 17:11] Marco: oooo baby, I know it is hot. I ONLY let Hot girls into my group. 17:11] SC: hehehe maybe i should stop eating so much chilli my ass might cool off a bit then...I find it hard to sit down as it keeps burning my sofa lol 17:12] Marco: no baby. let me put out the fire, with my tongue. 17:13] SC: but then u see ur teeth might grow and b4 i know bang vamp city 17:14] Marco: yes...but baby you know you want it. ;) 17:14] SC: lmao maybe my ass is too hot for u to handle ;P 17:16] Marco: maybe..but we will never know until I get a chance to handle it. 17:16] SC: hehehe well ur the vampire and i've been reading the note cards u've been sending out so i guess u can find ur way to me huh ;) 17:18] Marco: leave your window open a crack 17:18] SC: my window is always open gets very hot at night 17:22] Marco: yes, that is why you need Marco to fan you with his wings. 17:24] SC: night night marco...been fun chatting with you :) ********** Most Lickable 16:22] Marco: Say does anyone here like FEMALE DANCERS? come over to Quarters and lick at....uhhhh I mean look at Sexy Jessi and Foxie,....and Pooh ...these three are the most lickable....aaaahhh there I go again...the most LOOKABLE dancers I've seen lately! 16:31] BL: Marco - do you have any male members in your group? 16:32] CC: yeah we want male dancers ..... 16:32] Marco: As few as possible BL, less competition. 16:32] CC: you gonna dance for us then? 16:32] BL: He already is honey, come see him 16:32] Marco: Well CC, you are in luck...I am a male dancer at Quarters ...come dance with me right now. 16:33] CC: hmm working at mo.. send me a lm 16:33] BL: but I dont knowa bout less competition.... I might give you a run for your money for Jessi..... 16:33] BL: or Foxie..... or Pooh.. LOL 16:33] Marco: loool yes, they are the most lickable... errr lookable gals around. 16:34] CC: come as u are or dress up? 16:34] BL: most of us wear as little as possible LOL but pants are required 16:42] Marco: Hey let me say something here to my group members...THANKS FOR JOINING MY GROUP ....I am so pleased to have all you sexy people in my group. I hope you are enjoying the blogs. ********* --Marco ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-) by Marcophoto Upshaw AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA marco_photo@yahoo.com Sayyyy, if you liked this posting today, would you tell a friend or two? Just copy/paste the paragraph below to a friend. Thank you so much!... 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