Second Life Romance: Marco's Finest Flirtations in Second Life #1When it comes to Second Life Romance, we Master Flirters have to continuously work to upgrade the quality of male flirting. "Publish or Perish!" is what we say! If we don't, men everywhere will go back to using those cheesy lines such as, "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be." or "If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"* Well Ladies, the time has come for Marco to hang up his spurs...for awhile at least. Yes, *shudder* how will Second Life Romance function now that the Master flirter is going on *sabbatical*? {Editor Marco's Note: for that certain Serbian out there--Miss CrowGurl--A "Sabbatical Year" is a paid leave of absence from work, every 7 years for rest, study, etc.} Yes, Marco, President of Union Flirters Local #59876 is taking a paid leave of absence from flirting. Well, maybe not paid. :( Wouldn't that be the life, to get paid to flirt. WooooooHooo! But I have a steady girlfriend now, a wonderful girl so I just don't flirt much anymore. Why ruin a good thing? Besides I need some time off to rest and practice ;) Even Master Flirters have to "keep their hand in." "Use it or lose it" as we say. After all, our union IS a "branch" of the International Brotherhood of Wood Workers. Gotta keep that wood polished. So, during my Sabbatical I am taking time to go back through my extensive notes--conversations--from my past year in Second Life ®. I've kept a copy of virtually every conversation I've ever had in Second Life ® Did you know that Second Life ® automatically saves them to your computer in a cache file? You just have to know where to find them, and clear them out every night. Otherwise, Second Life ® will continually overwrite them. (Go to Edit, Preferences, Communications, and check Log Chat, and also check Log IMs. Then go to the bottom, push the Change Path button, and create a special folder on your desktop. Every day, go into that folder, create a sub-folder with the date of the previous day, and move all those conversations from the previous day into it. This will prevent Second Life ® from writing over the convos.) But getting back to today's blog, my plan is to study some of the finer examples of my past flirtations, and refine my techniques. So without further ado...(I am fresh out of "ado" anyway)....I bring you my first edition of Marco's Finest Flirts. These are taken from a broad range of time, they are not chronological. Flirt #1, with Miss Kitty: Marco: Miss Kitty, I am afraid I am going to have to report you. MissKitty: why? Marco: For being too sexy. MissKitty: :D I'll change then Marco: hahaha noooooo, you look fine, very fine MissKitty: ;) Flirt #2, with MyPasha: Marco: My, but what a beautiful alt you are, my dear? Born today? lol Marco: Starting anew? MyPasha: Yeah lindens from my sis who i'm dancing with !! Marco: yes...both very attractive ladies. MyPasha: Ty I owe my looks to my sis:)!! Marco: Only in Second Life ®. lol Marco: Most owe it to their Mummy MyPasha: I owe it 2 both parents lol both cool and sexy! so am I lol!!! giggle. U want a piece of me, doncha? Marco: what a question! Usually I want the whole enchilada...not just a piece. MyPasha: Whats an enchilada? Marco: ohh it is a saying we have here...it is a rolled up mexican meal. MyPasha: they have food in mexico? Marco: do they? I am in the states. MyPasha: I thought so MyPasha: im UK Marco: but of course you are Marco: You are a Sexy Brit. MyPasha: what can I say? but you americans are all flirts! Marco: and I am the biggest, and best. I am President you know. President of the Flirters Union Local #59876 MyPasha: Wow and I'll tell you its getting confusing I've got severaL PEOPLE TYPING 2 ME at once and its getting confusing so Im going to go offline now and have a rest ty Marco: Overwhelmed by the raw power of my flirting are you? lol Flirt #3 with ScaryKary: Marco: well now, there you are ScaryKary: hi there! Marco: miss flirt-a-lot ScaryKary: lmao shhh I do not *winks mischeviously* Marco: only gal I know who flirts misheviously, while denying it. ScaryKary: heehee well, I do not..*smiles wickedly while trying to look innocent* Marco: you will have to try harder ScaryKary: I just crashed!!! grrrrr lol how are you, my friend? Marco: good ScaryKary: thats what I hear...lol Marco: oh? who snitched? ScaryKary: who didn't? You know how girls like to brag *winks* Marco: shhhh. I did not tell anyone about us. ScaryKary: omg! But maybe I did? heehee Marco: haha you women. ScaryKary: =) Marco: you women talk about their mates more than any guys I ever knew....lol...I used to work with women....I was shocked. ScaryKary: hahahaha yes we do...someone gets a better hairdo we have to one up them somehow..so we talk about wonderful conquests Marco: wow...I am speechless. ScaryKary: no you are not hahaha Marco: Here I thought I was the one doing the "divide and conqueor" ScaryKary: mmm see, thats why women prefer to have men friends..no competition =) Marco: aaaa ScaryKary: learn something new every day, huh? Marco: how is it that we always think WE are pulling in the trophy wives, when in reality YOU are the ones reeling us in? ScaryKary: absolutely...but we must humor the weaker sex....after all, your mothers made you think you were the big men on campus =) Marco: the weaker sex? ouch ScaryKary: hahaha you know I am kidding, right? Marco: of course. ScaryKary: =) cuz I love ya, and i always kid those I love Marco: of course. ScaryKary: otherwise I would just be polite =) Marco: don't do that! ScaryKary: never with you...you are my friend! Marco: lol Flirt #4 with DLicious: DLicious: so u missing my pillows yet? Marco: How did you know? DLicious: oh I don't know just had this feathery feeling Marco: mmm "feathery feeling"...how delightful! DLicious: u busy tonight Marco:tonight, I have lots going on, but maybe I could tear myself free for just a little bit ;) DLicious: well if u do I have best in boots thing at club tonight 6-9 Marco: Best in Boobs? You should win that ..."hands" errr....down DLicious giggle Marco: Ohhh BOOTS Marco: maybe I should stop by and support your boobs....I mean...ahhh.. your boots....Gee, I guess I DO miss your pillows. DLicious: Whoot what a compliment - missing my pillows - lol Marco: mmmm well of course I am eager to scout out the rest of your terrain too. I mean, if I am invited to do a "walkabout" DLicious quickly checks to make sure all the stuffing is in the right place Marco: yeah, you seemed to be stuffed in all the right places. DLicious: gonna go eat some vittles quick Marco: ok. DLicious hugs Marco: Hugz back *anything to get close to those .....pillowy wonders* Flirt #5 with JW: JW: I'm in a bad mood today. Marco: maybe I can help you out of those clothes......OOPS! I mean "out of that mood." JW doesn't have much on for clothing... giggles, you are so sweet Marco: lol Marco: I'll just have to try to imagine it .. oooo you're right! JW: lol JW: laying in my big bed with a light blue tshirt and light blue thong, fishnet stockings and high heels. that help your imagination? could always tp you and let you see for yourself lmao Marco: oooo but no panties for me to rip off with my teeth? JW: lmao Marco: oooo Marco: don't tempt me JW giggles don't? hmmmmm JW: didn't anyone tell you? my middle name is temptation lmao Marco: well, that work's out, because MY middle name is Giveinto JW giggles uncontrollably Marco: It is an old Italalian name. JW: mmmmmm i had to be a smartass, lmao Marco: nite sweetie.Gone to bed kiss and hug xoxoxoxo JW: nite hon big hugs Flirt #6 with HotNfast: Marco: Hey sexy gal, care to come have a sexy dance with me? HotNfast : i'd love to, but I'm tied up right now. Marco: ooo I hope the Knots are not too tight ;) HotNfast : hehe Flirt #7 with MorGlam MorGlam: hey huns Marco: Hi MorGlam you are looking Hot MorGlam: heheh Thank you baby so r u was jus cheking u out Marco: mmmmHmmmmm MorGlam: hehehe, ive just came back. havn't been on in a while Marco: ohhhh wb MorGlam: thanks Marco: yes, your "back side" looks fine, mighty fine. MorGlam: hahahaha cheeky Marco: how did you know? MorGlam: well, i'm guessing Marco: lol MorGlam:licks her lips looking at you Marco: mhmm Flirt #8 with Very Contrite: Very Contrite: u try the sex camp out yet ?? lol Marco: haha not yet. Very Contrite: thought u would be researching lol Marco: I had a lot to do last night...I am behind on the research. Very Contrite: ok.. i'll shut up and let u get on Marco: but maybe I could get behind YOU and do some research. Very Contrite: hmm.. shaking my tush at Quarters.... Marco: *Marco grins wickedly* Very Contrite: time for a break ? lol Marco: you bet. I am tired of working non stop. Very Contrite: need a break def then Marco: yeah Very Contrite: want a limo? Marco: sure thanks for the invite Very Contrite: u work to hard... thought u needed a break ;-) Marco: I do.. Very Contrite: rest ur brain Marco: and what better way than to look at your sexy tush Very Contrite: such a charmer Marco: naaah.. just being truthful. Very Contrite: ;-)) Marco: hypnotising. Very Contrite: first time its been called that Marco: let me rephrase...can't stop looking. Very Contrite: lol want me to face u instead then ;-) Marco: baby you will arrest my attention no matter which way I look. lol Very Contrite: lo.. ok which blog did these lines come from? Marco: no , haha...the question is , which blog will they go INTO? Marco: But I am not emoting, just talking. Very Contrite: ok ;-) u always come here? Marco: some times I cum here, sometimes I cum elsewhere. Very Contrite: cum o come? Very Contrite: lol Marco: yes Marco: naughty talk. Very Contrite: MMMM very! Marco: blog, blog, blog! * Quoted from "Worst Pick Up Lines* at http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/worstpickuplines.html ********* --Marco ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-) by Marcophoto Upshaw AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA marco_photo@yahoo.com Sayyyy, if you liked this posting today, would you tell a friend or two? Just copy/paste the paragraph below to a friend. Thank you so much!... 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