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For that matter, why do we have kitchens and showers and boxes of kleenex? A very funny article! </p><hr size="1" width="100%" align="Left" > <p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Sex--The-Amazing-Second-Life-Swiss-Army-Woody.html"><font size="+2"><b>The Amazing Second Life<br> Swiss-Army-Woody </a> </b></font> <br clear="all"> <br clear="all"> One thing that will very much help you to understand the nature of SL Sex, is to consider the design and functions of the special blades in the Swiss-Army-Woody. </p><hr size="1" width="100%" align="Left" > </b></font></font> <font style="color:#cc0000"><font size="+1"><b>Click the Underlined Links Above, For<br> the Rest of These Funny Articles!</b></font></font> <hr> <div align="left"> <font style="color:#0000ff"><font size="+1"><b><b> <p>--Marco<br> ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-) </p> <p>Marcophoto Upshaw, SL Avie<br> AKA: Mark E. 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