Second Life Sex

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Very funny stuff about various aspects of our avatars having Second Life Sex.

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Bathroom Blues and other Bodily Dysfunctions in Second Life

Speaking of Second Life Sex, why do you suppose that homes in SL have toilets? For that matter, why do we have kitchens and showers and boxes of kleenex? A very funny article!

The Amazing Second Life Swiss-Army Penis

One thing that will very much help you to understand the nature of SL Sex, is to consider the design and functions of the special blades in the Swiss-Army Penis.

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A Krazy Chat With KrazyMan About Second Life Sex --PP

A while back I was chatting with my friend BadGurrrl, about SL Sex and the new escort club she was about to open with Second Life partner, KrazyMan. (All names have been changed to protect the guilty.)

Second Life Sex--A Penis Brain Spouts Off --PP

A funny true story of an idiot male trying to solicit a girl for SL Sex. It also includes the story of how Marco's new girlfriend bought him a c**k during their date.

OUTRAGEOUS Second Life Pickup LInes #1 --PP

Long ago when I was a noob, I witnessed this funny incident at Dance Island that had to do with Second Life Sex. I will never forget it.

Second Life Sex--USA Tax Filing Day, April 15; Marco's "Stimulus Package" with a "Cutie Pie." --PP

I wrote this blog for my 2008 tax filing, but it is also a funny commentary on SL Sex. At the time, then-President George Bush was offering an "Economic Stimulus Package" to all US citizens to try to kick-start the economy.

WARNING!! Risky Business in Second Life WARNING!! --PP

Dare I do it? Why not, lol, I "do it" every day, sometimes more than once. But I mean dare I WRITE about "doing" SL Sex? I ought to....SL would not be the same without it. I don't want to offend half my audience, whereas I KNOW at least 80% of you are slathering to hear ALL the details.

What to Say to Nitwits in Second Life Who Ask You For Sex --PP

The experience of DAILY having Second Life idiot males ask a Lady for Second Life Sex can leave that Lady feeling rather testy towards all males in general. Yesterday...

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