Second Life Social PsychologyStalkers and Nut Jobs of Second LifeWhen you consider Second Life Social Psychology, you must realize there are some very strange people flying the skies of Second Life. Most of them are men. But every now and then I run into some really strange women.... A while back a gal became angry at me because I would not "take an application" from her to apply for the "position" of being my SL girlfriend. Yes you heard right. She was infatuated with my blog and wanted to be my girlfriend. She became angry when I would not "interview" her for the part. Now this is really weird for me. I mean. I am just having fun writing a Second Life Humor blog. In no way am I a celebrity, not in MY eyes anyway. I certainly don't have a red jaguar or ferrari yet. I am not in demand as a public speaker. My face is not plastered on SNL. Yet some gals seem to go nuts when I am around. Not too long ago I was dancing at a nightclub in SL when suddenly from the back of the room my name rang out, "MARCOPHOTO!!!!! MARCOPHOTO!!!!!, WOOOO HOOOO IT'S MARCOPHOTO!!!" And yet another reader ran up and gushed that she was my biggest fan. We chatted for awhile and left the club for a cozier place to talk... there is nothing more flattering to a man than to have a fan tell him how much she likes his work. Aaaaaannnd she began to gush about how awsome I was and how she wanted be my mistress and lover and bear all my babies. Naturally the babies part totally creeped me out, so I had to gently disengage myself from her. She really had me pinned down to that bed. "Badump ump" But that reminds me of the strange case of Vase Polisher ("All Names Are Changed to Protect the Guilty." But of course her fake name is a play on her real SL name.) So one day I was hanging out with my girl Jade (my SL wife at the time), when out-of-the blue I received this IM from Vase...(all spelling and grammar errors are her's)... >>>>>Vase: friggin hell i have an inventry full of your awsome blogs, and i see u "filled the position" again :( beginnin to think u tryin to tell me to get lost. sigh, oh well i give up on you...thats 3 times now, 3 different occasions >>>>>Vase: well u have to give me 10/10 for tryin, and as i dont no where u hang out so i will always be at a disadvantage >>>>>Vase: even though i did ask u a longgggggggg time ago about the vampire scene, seems all i say falls on deaf ears lol...and about the blogs, least im of SOME use lol >>>>>Marco: you know, I never have been any good at hints...they sail right over my head. >>>>>Marco: I never took our friendly chats as a "pass" I enjoy chatting with many people. A VACANCY FOR A SOUL MATE? IS THIS GIRL NUTZ????? "Is this a hoax?" I wondered to myself?>>>>>Marco: Piltdown, where is that? (from her profile, but I changed the name of her town, *wink)>>>>>Vase: england. uk, near East Sussex >>>>>Marco: are you the farmer's lusty daughter? or the farmer's lusty wife? >>>>>Marco: ahh I see, must be lonely out there.....no wonder you are flipping the back of your skirt up at me. tsk tsk. >>>>>Marco: nooo I was just surprised at how strongly you "came on to me" since we have rarely talked. >>>>>Marco: but, we have only talked, what, 3 times in a YEAR? I talk at least ten times a DAY to my girl, Jade. >>>>>Vase: hey in my defense i wasnt online for about 3 months, and then when i came back u had taken me off your friends list. >>>>>Vase: but hey i have always fancied you I shared this story with Jade the next morning......and we had a nice laugh. We first met in Second Life in June of 2008, and at the time had been partnered and married in SL for about six months.>>>>>Marco: I found something to write about for today. I am writing about female fans that "want to be my gf." >>>>>Marco: Well, these aren't just normal fans, they are nut jobs. >>>>>marco_photo: I mean, these gals are REAL nutjobs. CLARIFICATION:I am not disparaging any of my NORMAL fans...to the contrary, I really appreciate all my nutty fans who write to me on a regular basis....like YOU NekoGirl!! In this blog I am only referring to unhinged, OBSESSIVE fans. Like the one in Stephen King's book, "Misery.">>>>>Marco: not like you babe...You and l love each other, and our relationship grew through mutual admiration...and hot sex, HAHAHA, Joking. no, I am talking about really crazy, obsessed gals. Working title: MARCO I LOVE YOUR BLOGS AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! >>>>>Marco: now maybe if they stuck to the straight sex and skipped the babies... hmmmmm...should I put that into my blog header? P.S. To my (female) readers... take this tp to pick up an application to be Marco's new Soulmate: Thoughts for YOU to comment on today:Would YOU like to have my babies?If you answered no --and you are female-- will you marry me? How do feel about Jade moving in with us? I read and answer all comments, usually within the hour. Of course I DO log off now and then, to sleep, eat, and take care of OTHER bodily functions; though sometimes I just do them at my desk. I'll leave you to figure out WHICH. --Marco >>>>>NekoGirl said... *Laughs uproriously then tilts her head and looks at you in a new light. Mischeif glinting in her eyes as she first stalks then pounces you..."Maaaaarcooooo...I waaaaaaant you! Come beeeee my love slaaaave. Your suuu great I wanna be your new stalker nutjob!" *Falls over laughing more and grins "Oh and sure Jade can move in with us long as I get to play with her too!" Yours with massive hysterical fits and giggles. >>>>>Jade said...Yaayyy!!! I love kitties!!! uhmmm... gonna watch out for the furballs though.. XD >>>>>--Marco said...Ooooooo NekoGirl! MASSIVE tits...errr, fits? cool! I'd just LURRRRVE to snuggle up with you and your massive....fits. My new stalker nut job eh? *pauses and rubs his chin* Thinking....yeah,...yeah, I think we could work that out...let me run it by Jade. Will you "play nice" with Jade? >>>>>NekoGirl said...*purrs and winks at you and then licks her lips. "Oh i'll play very very nice with Jade...I'll even letchoo watch...:P --Lurrrrve NekoGirl >>>>>--Marco said...Jade, I have some GREAT antihistimines I get from Wally-World (Walmart). I take 4 of these a day, and I can pet all the NekoGirls I want with NOOOoooo itching! I can bury face right in their fur and never have any problem breathing! You should try them. *tongue firmly in cheek* >>>>>NekoGirl said...*blinks and mews and rubs up against Jade whispering in her ear. "I'mma furless kitty an all cuddly an cute" *blinks wide eyes and smiles sweetly. "Wanna play wif me?" >>>>>Jade said...Awww... poor kitty...Bald cat? *scratches her head* Ahmm... uhmm... whatever happened to "furry cute" kitties? LOL! Oh well! *picks up NekoGirl, cradling her to keep her warm from the cold, gently scratching the back of her ear* OMG, Marco... what are you thinking? Geeze!! C'mon, NekoGirl! i've got a nice catnip for you... >>>>>--Marco said... Awwwwww...I am properly chastised....it is sooooo sweet to see you two gals playing so nicely together! >>>>>NekoGirl said...*Mewls happilly and licks Jade's hand....The one holding teh catnip and bats at it....
RrrrrrrrrCatnip! *Pounces and goes crazy* Youssa Pretty Lady and I likes youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* pounces on teh catnip again and purrzzzzzz >>>>>Jade said...ooooohhhh... nice kitty!!! *pulls out a ball of yarn from her pocket* >>>>>NekoGirl Squeels "YAAAAAAAAAARN!!!!!!" Pounces and rolls around on the floor getting herself hopelessly tangled in teh unrolling yarn, mewling Pitifully at Jade to take care of her. *Wanna Lil kitty to play wif an an an spoil? *Mews quietly and looks up at you wif big wide, liquid eyes. >>>>>--Marco said..."...looks up at you wif big wide, liquid eyes. "mmHmmmm! glad to! >>>>>--Marco said...Ooooo Quira...hahaha, you are too much! Thanks for your comments! --Marco >>>>>--Marco said...Ooo Jade, can I be your puppy? Will you scratch me behind my ears? And elsewhere? YOU scratch my itch, for sure. lol >>>>>Caemy said...Marco... Loved your blog today and OMG men get them too?! WOW! And secondly....here is my application. (LOL) Such a deal! Any takers? LOL!
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