Second Life Typos

Caused by Fat Fairies and Fairy Semen

Where DO Second Life Typos come from? In his funny "Dear Mr. Marco" series, renowned Second-Life-Researcher and Answer-Man-Extraordinnaire Marcophoto Upshaw explains why Fat Fairies and Fairy Semen are the cause!

Dear Mr. MarcoPhoto;;;

Would you please tell me where typo's come from in Second Life? I try to wrtie a good letter to you, amnd, these constant typos appear on my apge;;; letters get mdixe up;;; semicolons appear all over my page. It is soooo upsetting! No matter woh many txmes I pruFREED MY PAGE, ALL THESE DURN TYpos keep showing up! Are they breeding on my keyboard or something?

Signed-- Ms. Frustrated Letter Writer

Dear Ms. Frustrated...

YES! You have accidently hit on the true answer, typos DO breed on your keyboard. Not too long ago I had an amazing discussion with Sally Palmer, Queen of the Cherokee Elven, and SHE disclosed the secret details to me. Read on to see her amazing revelation!

Signed...

Your renowned Second-Life-Researcher and
Answer-Man-Extraordinnaire...

--Mr. Marco
Marcophoto Upshaw

Sally Palmer: Hey Marco, when i get back online, if u would like to come see our place, let me know... i'm not completely thru decrating or landscaping, but i love showing it off.

Sally Palmer: decorating* Damn fairies! they keep making typos on my keyboard! when they have sex on it, it causes typos
Marco: is that it? oh my! they must be having an orgy on mine!
Sally Palmer: yep-- the little stinkers have more sex than i do!!!

2_Sexy Fairy
Picture provided courtesy of a creative commons license
on flickr by Jason Scragz

Sally Palmer: and i seem to have a really horny semicolon---it's into everything--- grrrrrrr
Marco: oooo! is that where the sticky stuff on my keyboard comes from? Do semicolons come from fairy semen?
Sally Palmer: could very well be-- the little buggers get into everything!!! everything!!
Marco: not into me! geeze, better not! gay fairies.. hehe. ohhhh I wonder if that's where THAT term came from!

3_Dounut Fairy
Picture provided courtesy of a creative commons license on Flickr by oddsock, AKA: Ian Burt

Marco: do you haVE ANY IDEA WHAT CAUSES ALL CAPS TO JUMP INTO MY WRITING? IT is a real pain in the tookie.
Sally Palmer: Oh yeah, the fat fairies!! they love to jump on the caps lock!! and just sit there tooo !!


4_Fat Fairy
Picture provided courtesy of a creative commons license
on Flickr by Beverly @ Moon Wink Bakery

Marco: we can't afford to get the fairy population mad at us... we have enough typos as is!
Sally Palmer: awww, let them eat cake! it worked for Marie Antoinette, works for me too. these are my private little suckers-- i can call them whatever i want!

Marco: one time I made a BRIEF mention of a fat gal in a blog, and OMG.... you woulda thought I had poked a hole in a nest full of fat hornets... they came swarming out of their nest and falling all over me.
Sally: fat hornets?
Marco: you ever seen a fat hornet try to fly? They buzz outta their nest and "KEEERRRRRplop" right onto your head.

5_Hornet nest in tree
Picture provided courtesy of a creative commons license
on Flickr by ellenm1

Sally: must be just like the fat fairies ON YOUR CAPS LOCK!

Sally Palmer: oh god, u r so much fun to talk to
Marco: :)

There you have it boys and girls... the secret to where typos come from in Second Life. And Pssst... please don't sit on the "fat fairies"... they walk kinda slow off our keyboards and tend to go "KEEERRRRRplop" right onto our chairs.

6_Fat tooth fairies walking off my keyboard
Picture provided courtesy of a creative commons license
on Flickr by brad.coy / Brad Coy

--Mr. Marcophoto
Second Life Researcher and
Answer Man Extraordinnaire!

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Marcophoto Upshaw

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