Marco's Second Life Humor Blog

Mar 1, Second Life Sex --Bathroom Blues and other Bodily Dysfunctions in Second Life

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:08:02 GMT

Speaking of Second Life Sex, why do you suppose that homes in SL have toilets? For that matter, why do we have kitchens and showers and boxes of kleenex? A funny essay.

Mar 1, Second Life Sex --Table of Contents

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:02:08 GMT

Very funny stuff about various aspects of our avatars having Second Life Sex.

Feb 24, Branding and Owning the Women of Second Life Gor. Are they just cattle, just pro

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:10:46 GMT

Is Second Life Gor just a place for Masters to collect--and brand--women? Marcophoto brings you four freaky fotos of a woman branded like a head of cattle, by a Baron in Gor.

Feb 24, Marcos Second Life Humor

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:24:48 GMT

Crazy, funny, humorous, weird insights, pictures and comments about living in Second Life, Real Life and MY life.

Feb 22, Second Life Profiles -- Marco's Favorite Funny, Frisky or Frightening SL Profile

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:23:17 GMT

A very funny compilation of Marco's favorite Second Life Profiles for 2010. Each posting contains at least one and sometimes several profiles. All are Funny, Frisky or Frightening.

Feb 22, How to Read a Man's Second Life Profile!

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:41:11 GMT

In her funny Second Life Profile, Wynter Tiger shows us how to unlock the hidden meaning of a Man's SL profile! She then lists 18 hilarious rules that men can use to

Feb 21, This Crazy Convo "sounds" familiar...Is "Nut Job" an alt of my Second Life ex?

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:22:41 GMT

OH MY GOD!!! This convo sounds familiar!!! Well, not exactly about the butt hair (he might be smelling too much of it! LOL), but the part that Marco

Feb 20, NJ and Momma Dog

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 10:06:50 GMT

Thinks NJ should take a page...err 'butt hair' from Momma dog and have a good sniff himself, might cure him of his own ummm problem. Then again maybe he

Feb 19, Marcophoto Upshaw has a Crazy Convo with a Nut Job in Second Life!

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:10:43 GMT

Mr. "Nut Job" takes Marcophoto Upshaw to task for revealing NJ's claim that "the butt hair of his momma dog will cure anything!"

Feb 16, Second-Life-Advertising-For --- Second Life Dance-Club--Club Carnage

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:52:51 GMT

Second Life Advertising on Marco's funny humor site for the Second Life Dance-Club called Club Carnage, thriving for over 5 years in a market where clubs are here today, gone tomorrow.

Feb 16, Second Life Advertising For -- Second Life Hair, Scripts, Funny T-Shirts, Emoter

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:51:17 GMT

Second Life Advertising for Caly's Creations. Designer Calypso Llewellyn has created over 2300 unique Second Life Hair-Scripts-Funny-T-Shirts-Emoters and more.

Feb 16, Click Through Advertising -- For Second Life Hair, Women's Hair, Men's Hair -- H

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:49:09 GMT

Click Through Advertising page for Second Life Hair, Second Life Women's Hair, Second Life Men's Hair, Hairoin Hair... for the Addicted.

Feb 5, Bitchy Broads (Vs. A Beautiful SL Woman!)

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:25:45 GMT

These 'little girls' are usually the ones in RL who have some unwarranted attitude that translates into SL. Katie Kane has some outrageous balls to think

Feb 4, Second Life Advertising For -- Second Life Decorating-Products -- Arkads Product

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:16:09 GMT

Second Life advertising on Marcos-Second-Life-Humor.com for Second Life decorating-products for the SL Home-or-business; featuring Arkads Products.

Feb 4, Six Bitchy Second-Life Profiles and More Bitchy Requirements to Come!

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:17:18 GMT

Has anyone else noticed all the bitchy Second-Life profiles out there? Marcophoto often wonders, (in the words of Dr. Phil),

Feb 4, Just reminiscing and thinking out loud....says the Sweet Pinay, and Marco Responds...

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 07:28:27 GMT

Hey, you got a new skin! Cool!!! Your post reminded me of my noob days, back in orientation island. The first time i landed on the metaverse, i was told

Feb 3, Miz L makes a bitchy comment to Marco about bodybuilders and he responds in kind.

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:36:07 GMT

1. Yeah, noobs and giant bodybuilders... that's why I haven't seen any really impressive male avatar yet :D Posted at 2:07:15 AM on 2/3/2010 by L. 2.

Feb 2, Noobs, Pubes and Photorealistic Avatars ...Gorillas in our Midst!

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:48:45 GMT

A funny comparison of Noob avies vs. Photorealistic Avatars in our Second Life Appearances to the Real Life angst of hairless pre-adolescent males vs. bushy pubes; and the Gorillas in the Mist...

Feb 2, SECOND LIFE APPEARANCE -- TABLE OF CONTENTS

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:56:09 GMT

Funny stuff about the Second Life Appearance of our avatars in Second Life

Jan 28, Arkad, I love your products!

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:14:52 GMT

The quality and realism of your products, never ceases to amaze me. Your prices are better than most. Your designs are innovative. You have a customer

Jan 28, Really helpful and created just what I needed each time

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:14:02 GMT

I needed sculpty maps and Arkad worked with me to create just what I needed, and since then I have used him a number of times and always he manages to

Jan 27, Funny Convo with a Hottie about a Sexy Profile-Story

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:06:53 GMT

In this funny convo, SexyLady chats with Marcophoto Upshaw of Second Life about a humorous profile-review he wrote.

Jan 27, Second Life Profiles of 2010, No. 7 -- Mysty Criss, Nastia Xue and Marcophoto Sp

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:22:58 GMT

In his funny Second Life Profiles of 2010, No. 7, Marco reveals how Mysty Criss, and Nastia Xue are giving out FALSE First Life Descriptions to throw off the eager hordes seeking their sexy bodies.

Jan 27, Quality Products and Great Service!

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:52:01 GMT

I have quite a few of Arkad's Products in both my home and businesses and they're always a beautiful addition to the scenery. More than that, the

Jan 27, Great product

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:50:47 GMT

I have some great plants and trees from here they look gorgeous...Totally recommend it to anyone who wants good quality for low

Jan 27, Second Life Sex --A Penis Brain Spouts Off --PP

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 04:14:46 GMT

A funny true story of a jerk-wad male trying solicit a girl for Second Life Sex. It also includes the story of how Marco's new girlfriend bought him a cock during their date.

Jan 25, The Other Side of the Coin about Transgendered SL Characters

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:52:58 GMT

I've been a transgendered SL character for years, and have never been shy about it. For some odd reason, some people don't get it. It's one thing to

Jan 24, Jagga Meredith Responds: I guess I should be flattered but this does provide an opportunity for discussion

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:20:12 GMT

A few thoughts. 1. You'll notice that I've updated my profile since the screen-captured version (you have the updated version below). At no time in

Jan 24, Second Life Profiles of 2010, #6----Jagga Meredith and His/Her Transgendered Dis

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 18:28:41 GMT

Continuing his funny Second Life Profiles series of 2010 with posting #6, Marcophoto Upshaw gives his humorous take on Jagga Meredith, transgendered gals, and men playing in Second Life as females.

Jan 24, Oh it's easy to check out Andi's real gender....

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 02:47:03 GMT

I personally have talked to Andi many times on voice (oh yes she has an uber hot voice to enjoy) she hates typing so I am as a (yes real man no faking

Jan 24, Advertising Your Second Life Business

Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:32:08 GMT

I too am a " Second Life business person. " I feel the same pressures YOU do, to receive a good return on my ad dollars. I send inworld notices of new article-postings to well over 17,000 avies.

Jan 23, Second Life Profiles -- Does Andi Dunner Have A Va-jj or a Summer Sausage?

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:42:53 GMT

In #5 of the Second Life Profiles series, Andi Dunner answers the question that is on everybody's mind! Does she? Doesn't she? Does only her hair dresser know for sure? And why does SHE/HE know?

Jan 23, Traffic Statistics for This Site, Aug 2009 thru Jan 22 2010

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:27:13 GMT

Cumulative # of Total Visits, Total Unique Visitors, Total # Pages Viewed + the Average Daily # of Visits per Day, Unique Visitors per Day, & Average # Pages viewed per day, Aug 2009 to Jan 22, 2010

Jan 22, Second Life Profiles -- Qween Rayna Shows Marcophoto Upshaw Her Cute, Hairy Ass!

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:48:38 GMT

In this exclusive interview with Marcophoto Upshaw for his Second Life Profiles series, Qween Rayna shows him her cute, hairy ass. You won't want to miss this ass-inine photo!

Jan 19, Second Life Profiles -- Picture of One of Pammy Odriscoll's Real Life Tits!

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:57:47 GMT

Second Life Profiles picture of one of Pammy Odriscoll's real life tits! You won't believe your eyes! Check out the brass on this gal. Why is she showing this to us? What is she THINKING? (HINT: Ver

Jan 17, Rikki Waco says...remove me from your spam....cause he/she apparently can't read!

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:22:48 GMT

my name is rikki waco.. i have tried to get you to stop spamming me with no luck maybe you might read this and take my name off your spam list. i

Jan 16, Second Life Humor -- Could you help Marco?

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:40:29 GMT

Could you help Marco by putting up displays for his Second Life humor site in YOUR store, business, island, parcel, home, orgy room, landing zone, club, mall, skybox, sandbox, info hub or whatever?

Jan 16, Second Life Advertising --Free SL Ads

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:54:28 GMT

Could YOU use some FREE Second Life Advertising for your Second Life Business to potentially reach over 17,000 avies with an offer about your products or services?

Jan 11, YIKES! that is quite a story there Marco!

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:17:46 GMT

Wow, that is quite a story there Marco. I am glad that you are ok. I have had that flutter myself and felt like I was going to pass out. I was having

Jan 10, About Marcopohoto Upshaw of Second Life-- Marco's Big Adventure, Part 1, My Own

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:35:35 GMT

In this first posting of his funny " About Marcophoto Upshaw " series, Marco remembers thinking "Is this it? Is this my BIG day to 'check out' from the land of the living? Has my own big "cannon" come

Jan 5, Elke Banting: LMAO Omfg. Marco.....Ima gonna kill you :P

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:08:49 GMT

Elke Banting: LMAO Omfg. Marco.....Ima gonna kill you :P >>>>> Marco's Comments... Promises, promises! LOL. Glad you enjoyed it, Elke! :-)

Jan 4, Second Life Profiles 2010 -- Part 2- Elke Banting Builds Bald Bases

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:09:01 GMT

In Part 2 of his Second Life Profiles of 2010, Marco comments on how Elke Banking builds bald bases. A funny posting from his new series... Marco's Favorite Funny, Frisky or Frightening SL Profiles.

Jan 3, Second Life Profiles 2010 -- Part 1... Adiah Raynier's Reaction to Cocky, Master

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:00:27 GMT

Starting off his postings about Second Life Profiles for 2010 with a bang, Marco brings you the very funny SL profile of Adiah Raynier and comments on her reaction to Cocky, Masterful, Male Members!

Dec 30, A Tale of "Real" Love.......And Congrats to Marco & Dania!!!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:58:25 GMT

It can be very difficult to find The One in our favorite virtual world, Second Life... or even in our not-so-favorite real world, Real Life. We

Dec 30, What-is-Second-Life-Click-here-to-see-the-video-or-join-SL-free

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:24:28 GMT

Do you have friends who want to know, What is Second Life? Then copy/paste this url to them:

http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/What-is-Second-Life-Click-here-to-see-the-video-or-join-SL

Dec 29, Second Life Partner -- "WHOA THERE, just a dog-gone minute Mr. MARCO!"

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:28:29 GMT

I ran into something very odd last night. I was out at a very nice jazz lounge dancing with my Second Life partner, Dania Valois, when suddenly this other gal came up to me right on the dance floor an

Dec 24, Our Second Life Peener Prank

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:26:35 GMT

We've had some fun with spins on this subject matter on many occasions. Once a friend attached a penis to his forehead on my dare then went to Help

Dec 22, Second Life Appearance -- Why Do SL Guys Walk Around Showing Their Peeners?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:55:04 GMT

Most guys take great pride in their Second Life Appearance and tend to keep their peeners in their pants. But SOME guys will go out fully dressed with their "parts" on display for all to see! Why?

Dec 22, I was fortunate enough to have a girl friend who would tell me "Put your pecker away, Dear..."

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:38:11 GMT

I was fortunate enough to have a girl friend who would tell me Put your pecker away, Dear. otherwise, many a night we would have been dancing around

Dec 22, One day I was having sex. We had just gotten to "the good part" and the sim crashed. When I relogged...

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:30:32 GMT

Back in the day ....I was having sex. We had just gotten to the good part and the sim crashed. It was not uncommon for this to happen a LOT. And when