http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-blog.html I'm just a crazy guy who loves to comment on "living in" these three crazy worlds: Second Life, Real Life, and "MY Life." Yes, I DO live in my own little world, and YOU are invited to join me! en-us Marcos Second Life Humor Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:28:43 GMT Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:28:43 GMT marcos-second-life-humor.com http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Fashion--Beautifying-Second-Life-One-Limb-At-A-Time.html In the strange world of Second Life Fashion Beauty Contests, we often hear: I NEED YOUR VOTE NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW CUZ THEY WILL PULL MY ARMS AND LEGS FROM MY TORSO IF YOU DON'T COME RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:47:54 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Demo--Wrong-Chat-Windows-or-Insert-Foot-Here.html Here is a good Second Life Demo of the way things work in Second Life. One of the funniest things that ever happened to me in SL also left me gasping for breath and wanting to die. I call it the --Balls of Your Butt-- fiasco. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:44:15 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Demo--PICKaTITLE-1--Now-Thats-A-Threesome.html In this Second Life Demo article, pick your favorite title from these suggestions for this weird Second Life photo...which depicts an MMF...two men and one woman sitting together in a beach chair Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:01:19 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-BDSM--Table-of-Contents.html With crazy pictures and funny articles, Marco comments on Second Life BDSM, Masters/Mistresses, training, Slaves/Submissives and more. Sun, 27 Jun 2010 17:28:30 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/second-life-birthing-fun-.html Editor Marco's note: this comment is about the article titled... Second Life Child -- Having Babies in Second Life? No Way Jose! Now Marco--having Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:05:29 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Child--Having-Babies-in-Second-Life-No-Way.html --Goo goo, ga ga....mommy, my diapers are poopy...will you change them now?-- Ahhh, the Second Life Child. Welcome to this strange new world of Second Life babies. Fri, 18 Jun 2010 00:49:32 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Child--Baby-Delivery-Costume-in-Second-Life.html YAY! \o/ Let's all run to Second Life so we can have a Second Life Child! But what if you have ever wanted to tap into YOUR inner child? NOW YOU CAN! Through this innovative product from Moon Cole at Weirdiculous, you can now be reborn as an infant! Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:26:43 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-BDSM--Whack-Me-Mistress-Ive-Been-a-Baaaaaad-Boy.html The subject of SL sex is just the craziest thing around. Yet, the subject of Second Life BDSM, Mistresses and Slaves or Submissives in SL is even crazier. Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:12:37 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/this-happened-to-me-too.html {Editor Marco's note: this comment is about the article titled... Second Life Appearance -- Why Do SL Men Walk Around Exposing Their Peeners? } Oh Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:04:41 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/one-day-i-was-having-sex-we-had-just-gotten-to-the-good-part-and-the-sim-crashed-when-i-relogged.html {Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:36:38 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/jadehazel-comments-on-second-life-animations-sexy-fun-with-dick-and-jane1.html Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:36:16 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/jadehazel-comments-on-second-life-animations-sexy-fun-with-dick-and-jane1.html Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:36:14 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/a-hilarious-slip-of-the-mouse-click.html This happened when I was only a couple of months into secondlife. I'd evolved from ripping out the money tree and I'd learned quite a bit at this point. Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:35:38 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/why-i-only-picked-once-from-a-money-tree.html I will always think of this as my first stupid noob trick. One day about a week after we joined, I looked through the event calender and saw an ad for Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:31:52 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/i-was-fortunate-enough-to-have-a-girl-friend-who-would-tell-me-put-your-pecker-away-dear.html {Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:03:44 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/jadehazel-comments-on-second-life-animations-sexy-fun-with-dick-and-jane.html Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... ' *winks* Ps. we haven't Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:03:17 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/jadehazel-comments-on-second-life-animations-sexy-fun-with-dick-and-jane-or-survey-says.html Well, Marco, honey...Y'know i'd love to furnish your pad. But, what for? you also know that my fave furniture is the bed... *winks* Ps. we haven't really Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:02:54 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/our-second-life-peener-prank.html {Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article... http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:02:34 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html Most guys take great pride in their Second Life Appearance and tend to keep their peeners in their pants. But SOME guys will go out fully dressed in a stylish business suit, with their parts on display for all to see! This funny article by Marco explores this oddity. Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:07:46 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Noobs-Pubes-and-Photorealistic-Avatars--Gorillas-in-our-Midst.html Marcophoto makes a funny comparison of Noob avies vs. Photorealistic Avatars in our Second Life Appearances to the Real Life angst of hairless pre-adolescent males vs. bushy pubes; and the Gorillas in the Mist. Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:59:52 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-do-Witches-Sit-on-Frog-Cacaa-in-Second-Life.html Honestly, until I saw the Second Life Appearance of witches sitting on toadstools, I never even knew what frog cacaa looked like. Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:44:34 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Have-You-Been-to-Bed-With-Hitler-Yet.html Isn't it a scream how SL distorts our Second Life Appearance? In this funny picture, Marco appears to be in bed with Hitler. Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:16:29 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--The-Beautiful-Bouncing-Bewbies-of-the-Emerald-Viewer.html A grand new advance in our Second Life Appearance allows us to see Beautiful Bouncing Bewbies through the new Emerald Viewer! Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:13:03 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Animations--Hugging-and-Kissing-in-Second-Life-or-Baby-Maybe.html Have you ever noticed how difficult it is to accurately line up your avies for an old fashioned good smackaroo on Second Life Animations? Usually, we end up kissing over the shoulder of our intended, or worse yet, kissing air. If we are really lucky we will kiss their forehead. Rarely do the poses get it right. Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:40:54 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Animations--Fun-with-Dick-and-Jane-or-Survey-Says.html Don't we all just love our Second Life Animations; more specifically, those that make our sexual experiences go WOW! ??? This funny little commentary takes a quick look at that concept. Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:22:22 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Addiction-The-Amazing-SL-Diet-Plan.html You know you have a serious Second Life Addiction when you get on this Amazing SL Diet Plan! We have all seen the crazy diet claims on the net or in magazines to --Lose 30 pounds in 30 Days-- or --Watch the Fat Melt Off With Acacia Berries!!!!!-- But I found the SL diet to be faaaar more effective! Sat, 05 Jun 2010 18:23:50 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Addiction-Part-1-You-Might-Have-Been-On-SL-Too-Long-If.html You might have been on SL too long if any of these symptoms of Second Life Addiction apply to you, part 1 of 2. It is a compilation from various sources.... but most are from Second Life on Flickr. Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:54:11 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Addiction-Part-2-You-Might-Have-Been-On-SL-Too-Long-If.html You might have been on SL too long if any of these symptoms of Second Life Addiction apply to you, part 2 of 2. It is a compilation from various sources.... but most are from Second Life on Flickr. Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:28:12 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Addiction-Do-You-Have-An-Addiction-to-Second-Life.html Well let me give you a clue...Yes, you probably have a Second Life Addiction if you are still on SL after a week. A week straight that is... you have hardly eaten any food, your hair is looking a bit unkempt, the DOGS won't go near you because of your body odor and your cats are constantly mewling at your feet in hunger Your kids are mewling with them. Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:03:05 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Typos--Caused-by-Fat-Fairies-and-Fairy-Semen.html Where DO Second Life Typos come from? In his funny "Dear Mr. Marco" series,Second Life Researcher and Answer Man Extraordinnaire Marcophoto explains why Fat Fairies and Fairy Semen are the cause! Fri, 28 May 2010 21:29:16 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Linden-Labs--Table-of-Contents.html Outrageous parodies and sendups describing the frustrations many SL residents feel about Second Life Linden Labs. Fri, 28 May 2010 19:52:55 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Sex--The-Amazing-Second-Life-Swiss-Army-Woody.html One thing that will very much help you to understand the nature of Second Life Sex, is to consider the design and functions of the special blades in the Swiss-Army-Woody. Fri, 28 May 2010 03:42:02 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Sex--Table-of-Contents.html Very funny stuff about various aspects of our avatars having Second Life Sex. Sat, 22 May 2010 15:10:37 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Advertising-your-Second-Life-Business-on-Marcos-Second-Life-Humor-site.html Marco, how much would it cost to advertise my Second Life business on your Second Life Humor site? Sat, 22 May 2010 01:45:31 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/About-Marcopohoto-Upshaw-of-Second-Life--Table-of-Contents.html Funny articles and musings of Marcophoto Upshaw about Second Life, Real Life, and HIS life! Yes, he lives in his own little world, and YOU are invited to join him! Sat, 22 May 2010 01:25:59 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Social-Psychology--Table-of-Contents.html A listing of Marco's Second Life Social Psychology articles...very strange or funny posts dealing with Men Poofing, Nut Jobs, Home Invasions and more! Fri, 21 May 2010 19:34:56 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Romance---Table-of-Contents.html Funny articles about various aspects of Second Life Romance, including flirting, dating, outrageous pickup lines, jerks and more! Fri, 21 May 2010 18:42:32 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Names--Table-of-Contents.html Very funny compilations, pictures and comments from Marco about some of the funniest, weirdest, Second Life Names. Fri, 21 May 2010 04:39:48 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Money--Table-of-Contents.html What a cool idea, you can make so much Second Life Money having an SL business that you can supplement your regular Real Life income. Right? Whoo Boy! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! Thu, 20 May 2010 23:51:43 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Jobs--Table-of-Contents.html Weird, crazy, articles about the funny stuff that happens to people working in various Second Life Jobs. Thu, 20 May 2010 04:58:53 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Groups--Table-of-Contents.html Marco's funny comments about various weird, strange and humorous Second Life Groups including... Let's Get Some Shoes Betch... Second Life Crazies Anonymous... The High Holy Church of Cheese... and many more... over 100 weird groups listed!! Thu, 20 May 2010 04:50:30 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Grid--Table-of-Contents.html Marco's funny editorials about various aspects of the Second Life Grid, including tp problems, and more. Thu, 20 May 2010 04:37:19 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Branding-and-Owning-the-Women-of-Second-Life-Gor--Are-they-just-Cattle-just-Property.html Is Second Life Gor just a place for Masters to collect--and brand--women? Marcophoto brings you four freaky fotos of a woman branded like a head of cattle, by a Baron in Gor. Thu, 20 May 2010 01:31:34 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Game--Table-of-Contents.html A listing of the articles in the Second Life Game section: funny stuff related to the subject of Thu, 20 May 2010 00:51:49 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Fashion--Table-of-Contents.html A listing of the funny articles in the Second Life Fashion section: showing funny aspects of the varied fashion, skin, and beauty industries of SL. Marco also parodies the SL beauty contests in his very funny article... Beautifying Second Life One Limb At A Time. Thu, 20 May 2010 00:40:28 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Demo--Table-of-Contents.html Funny pictures and commentary give a good Second Life Demo of the crazy side of living in SL. Thu, 20 May 2010 00:27:35 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Child--Table-of-Contents.html Having BABIES in SL? Are you NUTS? No way Jose, I'll nevah do THAT! Funny articles and pictures about having a Second Life Child or Baby. Wed, 19 May 2010 19:29:31 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Table-of-Contents.html Nubes, pubes, photorealistic skins, peener pride, bouncing bewbies and more! Crazy pictures and funny articles about the Second Life Appearance of our avatars. Wed, 19 May 2010 01:05:27 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-ADDICTION--Table-of-Contents.html Are YOU suffering the heartbreak of butt-stuck-itis? Does your boss want you to come in to work today or be fired and you are soooo tired of his lack of priorities in life? These funny articles and more will help you find out if you have a Second Life Addiction. Tue, 18 May 2010 19:17:49 GMT http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Questions-For--Dear-Mr-Marco--Table-of-Contents.html In his funny Dear Mr. Marco series, renowned Second-Life-Researcher and Answer-Man-Extraordinnaire Marcophoto Upshaw explains the Who, What, Why, When, Where and How of all your Second Life Humor questions. Tue, 18 May 2010 19:17:15 GMT