Six Bitchy Second-Life Profiles & More Bitchy Requirements to Come!SL Profiles of 2010, #8
Has anyone else noticed all the bitchy Second-Life profiles out there? Marcophoto often wonders, (in the words of Dr. Phil), "How's that workin' for ya?" Getting lot's of dates? I've read soooo many bitchy Second-Life profiles of gals, that make them sound like walking thorn bushes.It really amazes me. I've written about this before, but recently I ran into some new profiles along this line that really made me gape... and one that made me laugh out loud (more on that in a moment.) Many of these bitchy gals buy the most voluptuous shapes and skins in Second Life, enhance their boobs and butts to become walking advertisements for "I-Want It NOW" sex... wear the sexiest bikinis known to mankind, then lay out on the beach doing the "sand-hump-wiggle" (known in the animal kingdom as the "display dance") to attract a willing humper. The overall package is so overwhelmingly sexy that they may as well be wearing a sign floating over their heads saying.... "Raging Nympomaniac seeks instant gratification, PLEASE DO ME NOWWWWWW!" BUT THEN they have the nerve to say in their bitchy Second-Life profiles something like... "Don't ask me for sex or I will orbit your knobby a** to the rocky outcrop of space debris formally known as the planet Pluto!" HUH???? WTH? Are you looking for a hot date or NOT?One female reader sent me an interesting comment telling me that the reason they do this is essentially to attract a large herd of potential sperm donors, then sift through them to find "the one polite, kind, well-mannered gentleman who is thinking high and lofty thoughts not related to JUST sex."Uhmm, oooooo-K! ...then why dress in a way that is designed to cause the Pope himself to writhe at your feet groaaaannning and groveling?Now please, I am NOT attacking holy men of the cloth, or religion. This commentary is about sex-bombs advertising for sex, who then want their attractees to act like saints! Why do they do this? It baffles me.Here are some primo examples of bitchy Second-Life profiles. (P.S...these are direct quotes. I did not correct any spelling or grammar errors... except for giving a bit of censorship to crude language with the *** asterisk keys.) _____ Ariadne RobbianiOK, OK, if you really need something to read before you can decide whether to IM me, here's the key info:To save time, the answers are, "No", "Yes", "Often", "Sure, if you are *really* funny and smart (or pay me enough)", "Not on your life, Mister", and "Only on Sundays". If you need the questions, or, bravely, want to know the "real" me (digitized edition), have courage, and a cool AV, IM me and i will send you a notecard, so you will at least know why you are lucky to get off so easily... ____ destiny LoudwaterWell i had to change my introduction about me on the profile i am a single grown a** woman on sl and rl not looking for a man right now just on here for fun and only fun if you about drama stay the hell away from me im not here to make enmies on here and i already know everybody not going to like you so do i give a f*** no i dont but excuse me for getting attitude but this is just how i feel im not here to impress you or anybody elseTY AND HAVE A NICE DAY I LOVE ALL MY FAM. ____ Katie KaneI'm Katie Kane. I know I'm f******g hot. Way hotter than those other girls you'll run into on SL.I may look innocent and cute, but I know what I want, and you had better be able to provide it, or keep looking. IMing me with something uninteresting like "hi, want f***?" will get you nowhere. Say something interesting already or keep looking. If you keep staring at me, I'm going to start charging you. ____ Here's one I actually chuckled at... nony FloresbyI am...superficially romantic, awkwardly nimble, competently inane, truthfully dishonorable and jovially grumpy. .. so they say ㋡Charlie Brown: ❤Nothing takes the taste out of peanut Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, And here's a the ultimate example of a bitchy profile.... ____ Finally, here's my favorite...... be sure - Don't walk up to me and IM me one liners like "Let's f***", "You're hot", etc. -_- I'm friendly if you pay attention to these... If not, I may ignore you.
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