Our Second Life Peener Prank
by Julia Parrish
(SL & Florida, USA)
{Editor Marco's note... This is a comment on the article...
http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/Second-Life-Appearance--Why-Do-SL-Guys-Expose-Their-Peeners.html }
We've had some fun with spins on this subject matter on many occasions. Once a friend attached a penis to his forehead on my dare then went to Help Island. Meanwhile, a snaggle of us lurked on the sidelines for observation.
He sought help from the folks at HI. He complained he thought he had something on his face but couldn't see himself. Then he claimed someone had given him a hat... perhaps that was what was on his forehead? The locals were cracking up as he played dumb and spun in circles, but us friends in the shadows were laughing harder. I know, pretty weak, but it's all that comes to mind right now.
??Peener attachments don't bother me too much; I just won't speak to someone who has one on. And if they do engage me in "sexy IM," I'll play along mildy before sending them a LM to Sexy Time, saying I'll meet them there.
Sexy Time is a small piece of land I parceled off on my land. It consists of a shark pit with killer sharks, sometimes man-eating parana, and a prim beneath the water that reads "Sexy Time secret door." That plot is set to kill. I gave all my friends LM's to it so that when someone perves them, they give it to the perpetrator (who 9 times out of 10 will take the bait), and I get to see some random naked guy fall out of the sky and be eaten by sharks. It's a beautiful thing.??
As far as accidentally wearing your peener attatchment? Mmm... guess it just cycles back to ignoring the person. Unless we're playing "who can bring the first nudie stranger back to my place to shoot" for a prize pot.??
On a more serious note, I'm very sorry to hear about the loss of your sister. Sudden deaths are the worst. Keep your humor about you and hang in there as best you can. And whatever you do, don't feel stressed about getting back to squeezing out blogs. It's not worth the sacrifice of your mental well-being. Your readers will understand, and if they don't, screw 'em. Sending good thoughts your way.?
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Comments from Marco....
Hi Julia! Thanks so much for your comments. That is a hilarious story about your friend playing that prank, and is just the sort of thing I was hoping my readers would share. Excellent! If others send stories like that, then perhaps someday I can start a Second Life Pranks & Practical Jokes page.
As you can see, I edited out the first part of your comments, referring to Garth's creation. I did that because I have already seen that picture, and have a special blog planned for it! However, I would love to see the picture of you that you mentioned. Please send it to me inworld, or email it to marco_photo@yahoo.com
And thanks too for your thoughts on the death of my sister, Karen. I really appreciate your comments. :-)
One other thing, PLEASE SEND US YOUR LINK TO SEXY TIME!!! If you do, I promise to publish it in a special blog. Expect to see MANY MORE jerks falling into your shark pit!
--Marco
