Sumatrabouffant says "A Frogman hopped into our tub one time!"

by Sumatrabouffant Beaumont

So Ok one time i rezzed at home in the bedroom idly saying my good mornings to my partner at the time, having a sweet hug.

MY partner suddenly yells WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? and i turn around and there is this guy in total frogman gear sitting in our bathtub.

I panic and yell WTF are you doing? At which point in broken English he says. i am japanese man, who are you?

We say WE ARE THE FUCKING HOME OWNERS YOUR RETARD GET OUT OF HERE! We cant eject him because actually we are powerless renters. He Jumps out of the tub, runs downstairs, goes outside, and spends the rest of the morning peeking in neighbors windows.

Its amazing how fast a guy can run in flippers. HAHAHAHAHAHAH